The Best 13 Kids Baseball Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Baseball jokes. There are some kids baseball mlb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids baseball baseball player puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Baseball Jokes and Puns

RIP Neil Armstrong

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

So a kid is standing in the middle of a field with a baseball and a bat...

He tosses the ball up to hit it. He swings, misses, and yells "Strike ONE!"
Tosses it up a second time. Swings. Misses. "Strike TWO!"
On the third time he tosses it up, he swings, and yet again, misses. "Strike THREE!"

"Wow," he said. "I didn't know I was such a good pitcher!"

A Jew, A Catholic, and a Mormon are in a bar discussing their families...

...The Jew says "I have 8 kids, one more and I'll have enough for a baseball team!" The Catholic says "I have 10 kids, one more and I'll have enough for a football team!" The Mormon says "That's nothing, I have 17 wives, one more and I'll have enough for a golf course!"

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt.

The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."

"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."

Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat.

He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye.


Why did the police arrest the baseball player?

Because he allegedly murdered his wife and kids.

Boy do i have an act for you! A talking dog!

"a talking dog? This I gotta see! You have one minute, so make it good, kid!"

"Rex, what's on top of a building?"

"ROOF!"

"What? You kidding me? He just says woof, any dog can do that."

"How about this? Rex, who's the greatest baseball player ever?"

"RUTH!"

"That's it, kid, you're wasting my time, get that fleabag out of my office!"

As they walked out of the building Rex looked over to his master and said "Well, kid, that's show business."

When I was a kid I wanted to stop riding horses and start playing baseball, but my dad wouldn't let me.

I had too many foals.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2^nd base.

An Awful Joke I Heard as a Kid.

A bunch of boys knock on a door and when a woman answers they ask her, "Can Johnny come out and play baseball with us?"

The woman says, "You boys know Johnny doesn't have any arms and legs."

"We know," they say, "we just wand to use him for second base."

You hear the one about the kid in Las Vegas?

He asks his dad, "Pop, why can't I go out in the street and play football and baseball like the other kids?" And his father says, "Keep dealing."

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A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward.

The Baptist says, β€œOne more son and I have a basketball team.” The Catholic says, β€œThat’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.” The Mormon guy says, β€œThat’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

When I was a kid, I played Cops and Robbers with my black friend.

After I got cuffed, I was beaten with a baseball bat, shot with a NERF gun, and then he put a knife in my hand.

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