The Best 8 Kidney Transplants Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kidney Transplants jokes. There are some kidney transplants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kidney transplants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kidney Transplants Jokes and Puns

A man gets hit by a train and loses his legs

A man loses his legs in a train accident

and when hes rushed to hospital

the only available transplant are a child's

so he gets the surgery

and when he wakes up he falls to the floor in pain

the nurse runs up and says

'sir is it your legs'

and the man goes

'no'
'its my kidneys'

I gave her my heart

but what she really needed was kidney transplant...

The shortage of transplant kidneys in Britain is pretty bad

But at least they have a liver pool.

A DIY kidney transplant...

...is a home renalvation.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant


Did you hear about the man who got a brain transplant?

He thought he needed a kidney transplant but he changed his mind.

What did the man who is in dire need of a kidney transplant say to the young man with a broken knee cap?

I don't need your bad kid knees.

The planted wanted to be a kidney...

so it became a transplant.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kidney transplants jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kidney transplants piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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