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Kidney Transplant Jokes

9 kidney transplant jokes and hilarious kidney transplant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kidney transplant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heartwarming Kidney Transplant Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good kidney transplant joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man gets hit by a train and loses his legs

A man loses his legs in a train accident
and when hes rushed to hospital
the only available transplant are a child's
so he gets the surgery
and when he wakes up he falls to the floor in pain
the nurse runs up and says
'sir is it your legs'
and the man goes
'no'
'its my kidneys'

The shortage of transplant kidneys in Britain is pretty bad

But at least they have a liver pool.

I gave her my heart

but what she really needed was kidney transplant...

A DIY kidney transplant...

...is a home renalvation.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Did you hear about the man who got a brain transplant?

He thought he needed a kidney transplant but he changed his mind.

What did the man who is in dire need of a kidney transplant say to the young man with a broken knee cap?

I don't need your bad kid knees.

The planted wanted to be a kidney...

so it became a transplant.

A man goes to the hospital to get a kidney transplant

He enters the operation room, and he starts to stress out. The surgeon, realising that something is happening, asks the man if everything is alright:
"Is everything fine sir?"
"Well, I'm not going to lie, I'm a bit scared about all this. I know this operation is important, but I'm still praying that you find out at the last second that my kidney works."
The surgeon, to try and calm his patient, responds:
"You know, I've done this operation hundreds of times, and I'm certain this time I'll succeed."

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