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Funniest Kidney Stones Short Jokes

Short kidney stones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kidney stones humour may include short passing kidney stone jokes also.

  1. It's obviously worse to pass a kidney stone than giving birth to a baby. Because people always say they want another baby but no ones ever said they want another kidney stone.
  2. Thanos goes to his urologist. The urologist says, "Congrats Thanos, you now also have the kidney stone"
  3. Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair;
    Gold in Teeth;
    Sugar in Blood;
    Precious Stones in Kidney;
    And a never ending supply of Gas!
  4. How do you know kidney stones are worse than pregnancy? After a a kidney stone, nobody says let's have another
  5. The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen. Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.
  6. I've had kidney stones for my entire life and it seems that they'll always be there forever They're infinity stones
  7. Chuck Norris once had the case of the kidney stones Now they are known as the infinity stones
  8. Chuck Norris once passed 6 kidney stones. They were then subsequently collected by Thanos to wipe out half of all life in the universe.
  9. Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*
  10. When did Thanos realize that his quest is actually hurting him? When he acquired the kidney stones.

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Kidney Stones One Liners

Which kidney stones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kidney stones? I can suggest the ones about kidney and kidney donation.

  1. My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)
  2. What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles
  3. How do you get a kidney stone? By living a sedimentary life style.
  4. I passed my kidney stones with flying colors! But mostly red.
  5. The worst band to listen to if you have kidney problems. The Stones.
  6. Chuck Norris passed 6 kidney stones. Thanos used them in the Infinity Gauntlet.
  7. What did Phil Jackson name his kidney stone? Kobe because it never passed
  8. Someone asked me what I would do if I had a kidney stone ? I said I'll pass on that
  9. This shall not pass Your urologist about you kidney stone
  10. Why are GOP healthcare plans like kidney stones? They both hurt people when they pass
  11. It took me a couple attempts to clear out this kidney obstruction Two pees for one stone
  12. How do you call a band of people with kidney disease? The stones.
  13. What one stone Thanos is afraid of? Kidney.
  14. Found a cure for kidney stone. Eat paper.
  15. So I got a kidney shaped pool... It has a stone in it... :'(

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about kidney stones can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of kidney stones puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Happy Kidney Stones Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about kidney stones you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean stone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make kidney stones prank.

Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

u**... trouble!

Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications.

It should have been removed by surgery....
(wait for it)....
But he decided to try to pass it.

What did King Solomon say when his doctor told him he had a kidney stone?

"This, too, shall pass."

What do you call kidney stones made of lead?

Flintstones.

m**... Jagger's Big Announcement

As m**... and his fellow musicians continue to age, they've decided on a new name for the group:
"The Rolling Kidney Stones"

What did the doctor say to the patient with kidney stones?

u**... trouble but it'll pass.

If Socrates had kidney problems

He could find a philosopher's stone

What happens when a kidney smokes w**...?

It gets kidney s**....
As told by my 11 year old son.

What did the pee say when it was blocked by a kidney stone?

"u**... my way."

A man walks into a bar and says I'm here to drink my troubles away!

Well you've come to the right place. says the bartender, What'll it be?
The man replies One water please
Just a water??
Yeah, I have kidney stones.

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