Kidney Failure Jokes
6 kidney failure jokes and hilarious kidney failure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kidney failure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Kidney Failure Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good kidney failure joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My Grandma E-Mailed me this one
When you drink v**... over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink r**... over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends.
Are you my uncles kidney?
Because you're a failure.
A 5 year old boy was in kidney failure.
Dad: "Son, I'm sorry, but your kidneys aren't working anymore."
Son: "it's gonna be fine, dad."
Dad: "I know...we can start dialysis and get you on the donor list."
Son: "I was actually thinking about just asking for my adult knees early."
Pill commercials nowadays be like
After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!
Consult a doctor if you're experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss of sight, kidney failure, hernia, heart attacks, strokes or knee pain after using derpatine
Why did the little boy think that his father had kidney failure?
His father said, "You're in trouble".
Doctor said I had kidney failure.
I asked "How can that be? I am an adult, I have adult knees."
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