Kidney Donor Jokes
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It really takes heart to be an o**... donor.
Or a liver. Or a pancreas. Even a kidney or two.
A 5 year old boy was in kidney failure.
Dad: "Son, I'm sorry, but your kidneys aren't working anymore."
Son: "it's gonna be fine, dad."
Dad: "I know...we can start dialysis and get you on the donor list."
Son: "I was actually thinking about just asking for my adult knees early."
Why are kidney donors' houses so messy?
They are disorganized.
Doctor has a question.
He asks if I'd like to be a kidney donor. I tell him "Doc, I'm all grown up now. I have adult knees, I don't think that'll work."
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