The Best 4 Kidney Beans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kidney Beans jokes. There are some kidney beans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kidney beans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kidney Beans Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea?

Politicians won't pay $500 to have a kidney bean on their face.

A guy goes into a grocery store and says, "I'd like a can of kidley beans."

The grocer says, "Don't you mean kidney beans?"
The man says, "I said kidley, diddle I?"

I don't recommend eating kidney beans the night before church...

...I've been sitting in my own pew all morning.

White kidney bean extract-The Doctor's recommendations

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kidney beans jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kidney beans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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