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Kidnapping In School Jokes

40 kidnapping in school jokes and hilarious kidnapping in school puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kidnapping in school that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kidnapping In School Short Jokes

Short kidnapping in school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kidnapping in school humour may include short kidnapping jokes also.

  1. [BREAKING NEWS] There's been a kidnapping at Lakewood Elementary School today It's ok, he woke up.
  2. Have you heard about the kidnapping at the school this morning? All good! He woke up already.
  3. There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though
    (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)
  4. You hear of that kidnapping at school today? Don't worry, the teacher woke him up.
  5. A boy calls his mom Boy: Mom, there's been a kidnapping in school!
    Mom: Oh my god, are yo. . .
    Boy: Never mind he's waking up. See you later.
  6. In serious news there was a kidnapping at the local school. Thankfully the child woke up in time for lunch!
  7. There was a kidnapping at my son's school today So they woke him up
  8. Did you hear about the kid-napping at the school? Well, he's fine. He's awake now.
  9. There was a kidnapping at the school today The teacher had to wake him up
  10. There was a kidnapping at my sons school today! What is there to be done?

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Kidnapping In School One Liners

Which kidnapping in school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kidnapping in school? I can suggest the ones about kid school and skipping school.

  1. Son, was there a kidnapping at school today? Yeah Dad, but he woke up.
  2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
  3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school for the deaf? Neither did they.
  4. There was a kidnapping in my school. Don't worry, he eventually woke up.
  5. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school yesterday? It's ok, he woke up.
  6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He's awake now!
  7. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry, he's awake now
  8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Well, he finally woke up (cr
  9. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? Don't worry they woke him up.
  10. Have you ever heard of a kidnapping in school? Took him about an hour to wake up!
  11. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? The teacher woke him up.
  12. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school today? The kid woke up, he was fine
  13. There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don't worry, though—he woke up.
  14. another corny joke Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
  15. There was a kidnapping at my son's school.. Then nap time ended.

Kidnapping In School Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about kidnapping in school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean abducted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kidnapping in school pranks.

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a t**... organization.

Al-gebra.

Did you hear about that kidnapping at school yesterday?

It's okay, they woke up!
But honestly, these schools are getting real serious about nap times.
A kid was recently detained for resisting a rest!