Kidnapping In School Jokes

Funniest Kidnapping In School Short Jokes

Short kidnapping in school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kidnapping in school humour may include short kid school jokes also.

1. [BREAKING NEWS] There's been a kidnapping at Lakewood Elementary School today It's ok, he woke up.
2. There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though
   (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)
3. A boy calls his mom Boy: Mom, there's been a kidnapping in school!
   Mom: Oh my god, are yo. . .
   Boy: Never mind he's waking up. See you later.
4. In serious news there was a kidnapping at the local school. Thankfully the child woke up in time for lunch!

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Kidnapping In School One Liners

Which kidnapping in school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kidnapping in school? I can suggest the ones about skipping school and abducted.

1. Son, was there a kidnapping at school today? Yeah Dad, but he woke up.
2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school for the deaf? Neither did they.
4. Have you ever heard of a kidnapping in school? Took him about an hour to wake up!
5. There was a kidnapping at my son's school.. Then nap time ended.
6. Did you hear about the kid-napping at the school? Well, he's fine. He's awake now.
7. There was a kidnapping at the school today The teacher had to wake him up
8. There was a kidnapping at my sons school today! What is there to be done?
9. When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a t**... organization. Al-gebra.

Kidnapping In School Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about kidnapping in school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school safe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kidnapping in school pranks.