The Best 22 Kidnappers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kidnappers jokes. There are some kidnappers pedo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kidnappers teslas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kidnappers Jokes and Puns

What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoes?

White Vans.

A woman gets a call from kidnappers.

"We have your son," said the kidnapper.

"I don't have a son," says the woman.

"Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?"

"Oh, God you have my husband!"

What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most?

White Vans

Kidnappers joke, What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most?

What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from?

I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.


A wife asked her husband,If you got a million dollars as lottery and kidnappers kidnapped me and asked a ransom of million dollars, what would you do?

The husband said, I don't think I could get 2 jackpots on the same day.

Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers?

I'd better not. You might get carried away.

Kidnappers joke, Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers?

My wife has been kidnapped in Rio.

The kidnappers are willing to pay any amount for her release.

How did the kidnappers get away?

They just ransomware.

A man received a letter from some kidnappers

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
letter said, "If you don't promise to send us
$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
promise but I hope you
will keep yours."

The GOP gets kidnapped

The kidnappers demand the ransom of 500M USD or they will douse them in gas and light them on fire.

So there were people in the streets collecting donations, and they asked me at an intersection

"You must have heard the news recently. Could you spare a little to help us out in this initiative?"

"How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon, give or take"

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A girl told me a story about a group of kidnappers who take pretty women.

I told her she shouldn't worry about them

Everything get's funnier when you're sleep deprived.

The laughing creeps out the kidnappers though.

A man stuck in a traffic jam

some guy came and knocked on his windows and said "Donald Trump has been kidnapped, the kidnappers ask for 1 billion dollars or they will burn him with gasoline , we're asking for donation "
So the man in the car asked and on average how much does a person donate?
so the guy replies "between one gallon and two gallons "

My mother-in-law has been abducted in Argentina. When the kidnappers called me, I asked if $10000 would be ok.

They said they didn't have so much money.

A rich Jewish businessman got kidnapped...

The kidnappers told him to make a call to his family. He called and told them to not make any dinner for him tonight, so the food doesn't go to waste.

Kidnappers joke, A rich Jewish businessman got kidnapped...

Trump gets kidnapped

Few days later his kidnappers go public and demand 20 million dollars or they return him to the White house.

What's a kidnappers most favourite pickup line?

Hey, does this piece of cloth smell funny to you?

As a kid, we are often warned about kidnappers from our teachers,

I always knew I shouldn't trust kids falling asleep in class


What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

I came home to my children being dead silent.

I came home to my children being dead silent. My first instinct was correct.. kidnappers.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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