Kidnapper Jokes
33 kidnapper jokes and hilarious kidnapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kidnapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kidnapper Short Jokes
Short kidnapper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kidnapper humour may include short kidnapping jokes also.
- The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, We want ten thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
- What is a kidnapper's favorite type of shoe? White Vans
(courtesy of my dark-humored step-kiddo) - Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.
- If I tell people about my mancave I'm a "bro"... But if I talk about my womancave I'm a "kidnapper".
- How do you stop a kidnapper from putting you in the back of a van? Just call shotgun, now you've got the window seat.
- Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers? I'd better not. You might get carried away.
- What did the comedian turned kidnapper say to his hostages? It's nice to have a captive audience.
- Kidnapper called my boss after kidnapping his mother in-law.. And said - If you fail to deliver the money, we will release her.
- My wife has been kidnapped in Rio. The kidnappers are willing to pay any amount for her release.
- Kidnappers Wife asks husband:
W : If kidnappers took me and your mother, who would you be more afraid for?
H : For Kidnappers.
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Kidnapper One Liners
Which kidnapper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kidnapper? I can suggest the ones about kidnapping in school and abducted.
- my 12 year old just got me: what is a kidnappers favorite shoe? White vans.
- What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoes? White Vans.
- What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most? White Vans
- What are a kidnapper's favorite shoes? White Vans
- What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear? White Vans
- What shoes do kidnappers wear?
White Vans - What do you call a machine that makes kids fall asleep? A kidnapper
- What is a kidnapper's favorite song? "In the arms of a stranger"
- What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White Vans
- How did the kidnappers get away? They just ransomware.
- Have you heard about the kidnapper? He's really got away with kids.
- What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans
- I'm a serial kidnapper That's why they love me at kindergarten
- What's the Kitty Kidnapper's Conniving Occupation Purr Snatcher
- What type of perfume do kidnappers use? chloroform
Amusing & Witty Kidnapper Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about kidnapper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mugger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kidnapper pranks.
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Wife: actually I'm holding my son.
Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J?
Wife: oh god.
Kidnapper: what?
Wife. you have my husband.
A woman gets a call from kidnappers.
"We have your son," said the kidnapper.
"I don't have a son," says the woman.
"Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?"
"Oh, God you have my husband!"
I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...
...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller!
Movies
Friend 1: I just watched a film in which a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and has to chase thr kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend 2 : Uhhh....what was it called?
Friend 1: Finding Nemo
A wife asked her husband,If you got a million dollars as lottery and kidnappers kidnapped me and asked a ransom of million dollars, what would you do?
The husband said, I don't think I could get 2 jackpots on the same day.
