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I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

I'll leave now.

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I had an idea for a movie plot.

A retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken.
I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

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I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...

...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Finding Nemo is a real thriller!

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My wife...

My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals.

I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs.

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A grape is kidnapped and dies of dehydration

At the funeral, the wife of the grape asks if the policegrape has any leads, to which he responds.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't comment on currant investigations"

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My wife has been kidnapped in Rio.

The kidnappers are willing to pay any amount for her release.

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A man received a letter from some kidnappers

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
letter said, "If you don't promise to send us
$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
promise but I hope you
will keep yours."

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How to catch a Tiger?

3 ways to catch a tiger....

Newtons law : allow the tiger to catch u, then u catch the tiger...

Veerappan's law : kidnap tiger's wife and ask the tiger to surrender..

Indian Police Method : Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees it is a tiger...

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I just watch a movie...

...where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnappers for thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman. MAN FINDING NEMO IS A GREAT MOVIE!

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A wife talks to her husband angrily:

"When I said I want a child I didn't mean you should kidnap one!" she pauses "What do we do now?"

And husband replies: "Maybe we could still abort it?"

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Did you hear about the sex-starved police officer who's wife was kidnapped?

He was caught roughin' up the suspect.

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On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends.


He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped."
A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape.
When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!

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I just watched a movie where a man's wife is murdered

and his son is kidnapped so he has to work with a mentally disabled person to find his son. It's called Finding Nemo.

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