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I'm pretty sure that Anakin's mom was Swedish.

Because she was kidnapped and r**... by sand people.

A man goes to confession and says...

"forgive me father, for I have sinned."

"What have you done my child?" asked the priest.

"I kidnapped a little boy, and sent the family a ransom note." he told the priest.

"Why don't you just return the boy?" asked the priest.

"Because the cops are swarming all over the apartment where he lives!" answered the man.

"Why not leave him outside in an alley, so he can go home himself?" asked the priest.

"Because he lives in a very seedy part of town, and I don't want him getting r**... by one of the sickos outside." declared the man.

"Well" said the priest "I was going to offer to take the boy home, but now I don't think you would approve".


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