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Now I can`t stop buying furniture...
I have stock home syndrome.
is harder than making an idiot go kill himself.
A PDFile.
Don't worry he woke up though
(Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)
And she yelled "Please, I don't want to die a virgin!". If that isn't consent, I don't know what is.
Catnapping keeps you well rested, kidnapping gets you arrested.
They rented out my room.
Have a white van advertisting free kids.
So that only 90 kids will remember.
Kidnapper says "I don't know what your crying for I'm the one who has to walk back on my own"
Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful?
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
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He threatened that unless I pay up, he'll release her.
Then nap time ended.
Really puts the "nap" in "kidnap".
If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
they performed unspeakable acts on me. ..!!
I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you.
*Well, well, well... What have we here?*
The teacher had to wake him up
But I decided to let him sleep.
He slept for at least 30 minutes
I decided not to wake him up.
But skinny people are worth less at the meat market
So I didn't disturb him
Pretty soon a policeman was there, he told the kid he's not allowed to sleep there.
It was a misstake
3 ways to catch a tiger....
Newtons law : allow the tiger to catch u, then u catch the tiger...
Veerappan's law : kidnap tiger's wife and ask the tiger to surrender..
Indian Police Method : Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees it is a tiger...
well, most of him anyway.
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
letter said, "If you don't promise to send us
$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
promise but I hope you
will keep yours."
White Vans.
You've been abducted by aliens
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Wife: actually I'm holding my son.
Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J?
Wife: oh god.
Kidnapper: what?
Wife. you have my husband.
Let's see how he likes the constant barking.
Don't worry, thoughβhe woke up.
They spent my college fund on a luxury cruise.
So they woke him up
And said - If you fail to deliver the money, we will release her.
After about half an hour of nap, the kid woke up and went to play.
Don't worry, he eventually woke up.
They threatened to do unspeakable things !
He threatened to do unspeakable things.
They did unspeakable things ito me.
They did unspeakable things to me.
That fella has tried to kidnap me 4 times this week
Away with a stranger
They just ransomware.
The thumb can belong to anyone. Send her head instead.
Now that I've calmed down, I think kidnap may have been excessive.
... he made a bolt for the door.
I prefer the term "Surprise Adoption"
In it, Liam Neeson feels like nobody appreciates the effort he went through to get his family back. So he pays people to kidnap him to make his family see the lengths he went through to save them.
It's going to be called Taken 4 Granted.
It did unspeakable things to me
They performed unspeakable acts
Finally got so annoying I unlocked the door and let them out.
is called an abduction
He woke up eventually.
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