The Best 9 Kiddie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kiddie jokes. There are some kiddie preschool jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kiddie rugrats puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kiddie Jokes and Puns

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

What do you call a professional violinist when they're young?

A kiddie fiddler.

I went spearfishing for the first time the other day, it was great...

...the faces of the parents at the kiddie pool were much better though.

Did you know R Kelly trained to be a violinist from the age of 6?

Even back then, he was an excellent kiddie fiddler


Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

If I was a cannibal that owned a restaurant...

I'd have the best kiddie meals.

Please welcome our band of children violinists

The Kiddie Fiddlers

I used a baby goat as a violin once and now I cant get a job

Because nobody hires kiddie fiddlers

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kiddie kindergartener jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kiddie cello piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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