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Kid Sport Jokes

10 kid sport jokes and hilarious kid sport puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kid sport that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Kid Sport Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good kid sport joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

'Will you kids stop making that awful racket!'

Said the quality control officer at the sporting goods factory.

A rich Arab kid goes to Portugal to study

A rich Arab kid goes to Portugal to study so his old man buys him a sports car to drive around. A few days pass and the father calls the son.
\- Hows it going son? Having fun with your car?
\- No father. I am ashamed, everyone here gets around by train.
\- Dont embarrass me son. Buy yourself a train too.

A woman went to a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.

Women: "It`s for my husband.
Shopkeeper: "Did he tell you what type should buy?"
Women: "Are you kidding? ,"He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him today!"

Sports Day

It's sports day at a school for "special" kids. During the egg and spoon race, little Johnny falls and hurts himself badly.
One of the teachers freaks out and yells "call Johnny an ambulance, call Johnny an ambulance!"
All the kids immediately start pointing at Johnny and laughing saying "Johnny is an ambulance- Johnny is an ambulance!"

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister.

" Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports.

It's called Ear Bud.

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!

Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the u**... to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him
"Well son, that's because daddy isn't a**... by men."

I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team.

But then I learned they don't cross the country and are back home in a few hours.

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