JokoJokes

Kid Science Jokes

7 kid science jokes and hilarious kid science puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kid science that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These Kid Science Jokes With Friends




Uproarious Kid Science Jokes to Share with Friends

What is a good kid science joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My neigbours kid just said this after finding an owl decoration

What do you call a owl that is good at science,
Owlbert Einstein.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

"May the force be with you"

He deserves an accolade at least.

Teacher: What do we call the science of classifying things?
My Kid: RACISM, because Dad always emphasises on it.

Son: "Dad, I'm cold..."
Dad: "Stand in a corner, they're usually ninety degrees!"

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

I have science class with some of the special ed kids

In science class, 3 worms were places into 3 different jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol ---dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!!
So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment.?"
A kid quickly raised his hand and said.
"As long as you drink alcohol and smoke , you won't have worms in your stomach".

Share These Kid Science Jokes With Friends