The Best 20 Kid Rock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kid Rock jokes. There are some kid rock punk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kid rock bieber puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kid Rock Jokes and Puns

A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.

"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.

"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.

"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"

Poor Ajmal.

After playtime, Ms Wilson asks some of her kindergarten kids what they did during playtime.
"What did you do at playtime Tom?"
"I played in the sandpit" said Tom.
"Very good, if you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie!"
Tom spelled sand and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Sally?"
"I played in the sandpit with Tom" said Sally.
"That's nice, if you can spell pit, I'll give you a cookie!"
Sally spelled pit and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Ajmal?"
"I tried to play in the sandpit, but Sally and Tom threw rocks at me!" said Ajmal.
"That sounds like blatant racial discrimination, If you can spell blatant racial discrimination I'll give you a cookie!".

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay...

...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.

If you apply enough heat and pressure to Kid Rock...

he turns into Neil Diamond.

MOM: "No more TV until you finish your math homework!"

KID: "Aww, Mom! When am I ever gonna use math in real life? I'm gonna grow up to be a super rich rock star...I'll pay people to do math \*for\* me."
MOM: "Well, why didn't you say so? That's a wonderful goal! And I know exactly how to help you pursue it."


THE NEXT DAY
MOM: "No more TV until you finish your guitar practice!"
KID: "Aww, Mom!"


A dying kid makes a wish to meet Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.

The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.

Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.

"Come closer" says the kid.

Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.

"Paper beats rock."

What has 50 feet and 9 teeth?

Front row at a Kid Rock concert.

Kid Rock announced he won't be running for the Republican Michigan Senate nomination .

This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.

Falling rock

Waay back in the day the Indians had a child named Falling Rock, lovely kid. As soon as the white man came to their land Falling Rock disappeared. They couldn't find him anywhere, still even to this day we have signs on the road that say "watch for falling rock"

Did you hear about Kid Rock updating his sound?

He's changing his name to Adult Contemporary

Every Friday Mrs. Jones ask the class a question.

The kid that answers correctly gets to leave class early.

Timmy has never been that kid. But this Friday he decided it was his turn. Friday comes around and Timmy is ready. The class sits down and is listening for the question. Timmy pulls some marbles out and rolls them across the floor. The teacher turns around and says to the class.

"Alright kids, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Timmy yells, "Chris Rock, See ya Monday Teach!"

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They ask a kid what he wants to do when he grows up...

...
He says "I want to be a surgeon assistant, because when the surgeon says scissors, I'd say rock, so I beat him.

A large chunk of ice walks into a bar

and places his order. I'll take a whiskey on the rocks."

The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve your kids."

Imagining Kid Rock's nemesis

Li'l Paper Scissors

Kids! Don't buy drugs.

Become a rock star, they'll give 'em to you for free!

Chris Rock, The Rock, and Kid Rock walk into a marijuana dispensary

*something about being stoned*

I tried.

What do you call a punk rock kid without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin walk into the White House...

No, really. They did.

Which of Holden Caulfield's dorm neighbors became a rapper?

Ackley Kid Rock


In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit.

When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram.

However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim.

She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet.

Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kid rock scott adsit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kid rock diary wimpy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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