Kid Knees Jokes
23 kid knees jokes and hilarious kid knees puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kid knees that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kid Knees Short Jokes
Short kid knees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kid knees humour may include short kids knock jokes also.
- I was in quite a severe accident when I was younger, it damaged my legs really bad. I had to get a double kid knee transplant.
- [OC] Did you hear about the med school student who switched from nephrology to pediatric orthopedics? He went from kidneys to kid knees.
- My little brother doesn't have knees anymore. Apparently they meant kids knees instead of kidneys.
- Why did the pediatric orthopedist become a nephrologist? Because he was dealing with kid knees.
- What did the man who is in dire need of a kidney transplant say to the young man with a broken knee cap? I don't need your bad kid knees.
- Should a patient with Osgood-Schlatters be referred to a nephrologist? After all, they are Kid-knee experts.
- Why did the fat kid buy his black friend some shorts? Because that boy sure loves brown knees
- Little kids will love this one .... promise ... How high does a frog stand in the water?
Knee-deep.
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Kid Knees One Liners
Which kid knees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kid knees? I can suggest the ones about weak knees and kids basketball.
- TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees.
- What knee is the smallest in your body? The kid-ney.
- Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant.
Kid Knees Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about kid knees you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quick kids jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kid knees pranks.
I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual conversation with my 8 year old*
Son: Dad... how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope... I have four. *point to belly* Two kidneys here... *points to legs* ...and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
Doctor: I'm terribly sorry, but your kidneys are failing.
Me: I can't believe this is happening.
Wife (sobbing): How will we tell our son?
Me: ... I'll tell him.
[Later at home, sitting down with son]
Me: Bad news kid, your knees are failing.
Liam Neeson was walking on a road.
He suddenly slipped and fell, twisting his knee. He looks around for some help. He sees a kid with a balloon coming towards him.
"Hey kid. Come here." He called him, asking for his help.
"Hello Liam Neeson, I see you are hurt. What happened?" He asks.
"Hurt my knee kid. Can you help me please?"
"Sure, take this." He says, handing him the balloon.
"What's this for?" Looking at him, confused.
"This is full of Heal-Liam."
A boy is looking over a tall cliff...
A young boy is peering down a high cliff when an old man walks over. The old man says "Hey its dangerous up here, where are your parents?". The boy tearfully replies "my mom just fell off the cliff". The old man horrified asks "Where is your father?". This time the boy falls to his knees and cries "He fell trying to save her". The old man unzips his pants and says "Sorry kid, today just isn't your day".
My 6 year old twins were learning about organs like the brain and the heart and the kidney and…
One of them says No this is a Kid Knee with a smirk while pointing to his knee! I about died laughing.
A mom takes her son to the doctor one day.
The mom says, "my child's knee hurts." The doctor says, "okay you should take him to the nephrologist then."
The mom looks confused and is about to ask why, when the doctor says, "... it's a kid-nee problem."
A high school English teacher is doing a lesson on how words modify to make new meanings.
The teacher explained: The word slap can be used as an action, a game, and a joke. You see, slap to the face is an action, slap jack is a card game, and a knee s**... is a joke.
But as you see, words need adjacent words to take on a new meaning. There is no word that can be an action, game and a joke just as it is.
A kid in the back of the room interrupted and asked, what about the word Trump?
Truth Assessing Robot
A father gave his son a robot. "The robot is always able to tell if you're speaking the truth. If you lie, the robot will slap you."
One night the son comes home really late. The dad asks, "Where were you?"
"At the library." Bam! The son gets slapped.
"Where were you really?"
"At the movies."
"What movie were you watching?"
"Ten commandments." Bam! He gets slapped again.
"What movie were you really watching?"
The son gets on his knees. "I'm sorry dad, I was watching an adult movie."
The dad gets angry. "When I was a kid, I never did that kind of stuff!" Bam! The dad gets slapped.
The mom walks in. "You two are so a like there's no doubt you're father and son." Bam! She gets slapped.
Praying For Nothing?
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked:
"Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" And a great voice was heard from above:
"BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"
You don't know Jack...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now you know Jack Schitt.