The Best 35 Kid Camp Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Kid Camp Jokes and Puns

If you open a camp to help kids with ADHD

Is it a concentration camp?

Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD

Its a concentration camp

I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up.

I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

I started a camp for kids with ADHD.

It's a Concentration camp.


Two kids camping in the backyard

Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them have watches.

"What time do you think it is?" One of them asks the other.

"Just make a ton of noise" says the other.

The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyways. After a few seconds of screaming a light turn on in another yard and a neighbour yells "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"

When they fell in love, they carved their initials into a tree.

When they got married, they added a year. And for each kid, initials and a year. Then finally one day, while camping under the tree, it fell and killed them all. Which goes to show that karma's a birch.

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.

It didn't do so well, people kept telling me Concentration Camp was a bad name.

I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd.

Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.

Where do Jewish kids go when they are diagnosed with ADD?

Concentration camps

I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.

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Where do you send your kid to be cured of ADD?

A concentration camp

I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities

apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong

Where do they send the kids with ADHD?

To a concentration camp

Pedro reaches the doctor's clinic

Pedro reaches the doctor's clinic looking very despondent.

Doc: What're you here for?

Pedro: The vasectomy camp.

Dr: Oh ok. How many kids do you have?

Pedro: None. I am not even married !!

Dr (shocked): Then why do you want a vasectomy?

Pedro: Every man in the village got it done over the last few years. Now whenever their wives conceive, they come and beat me up !!!

What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

Fat kids go to fat camp, where do kids with ADD go?

Concentration camp.

I had ADD as a kid

So my parents enrolled me in a concentration camp

Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall?

It turned into a concentration camp


What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids?

Cemeteries.

I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D.

I call it "Concentration Camp"

My uncle works at a camp for kids who are about to be molested

I mean everyone complains about their job but he loved everyday of his

I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax

These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!

Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp!

Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are

My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp.

Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.

Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better?

Concentration camp

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks.

It was called Vingt In the Sun

The Trump Administration is calling its concentration camps for kids under 5 Tender Age centers...

The name narrowly beat out Preblinka and Gauchowitz.

Have you heard about the final solution to help kids with ADHD to study better?

We put them in concentration camps.

I founded a network of outdoor schools for kids with ADHD.

I thought Concentration Camps™ were a great idea! But the idea just didn't catch on.

What do you call a program that teaches kids how to make orange juice?

A concentration camp

A kid meets Hitler while visiting in a concentration camp.

The kid asks him "What will I be when I grow up?"

"I don't know, man", Hitler answered. "A soap or a shoe maybe. Probably a lampshade".

Hmm. . .

What should you do with the Jewish, autistic kid?

Send him to a concentration camp. . .

What kind of camp do Jewish kids go to when they can't focus in school?

Summer camp, just like every other kid you sick bastards!

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