The Best 6 Kicking Safe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kicking Safe jokes. There are some kicking safe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kicking safe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kicking Safe Jokes and Puns

How do Welsh farmers practice safe sex?

Spray a red 'X' on the back of ones that kick.

How do ISIS members practice safe sex?

they mark the camels that kick

How do they practice safe sex in Scotland?

They brand the sheep that kick.

How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? (NSFW)

They paint a red X on the back of the sheep that kick.

How do they promote safe sex in Wales?

They put signs next to the sheep that kick


What is the definition of safe sex for rednecks…

Making sure you brand all the sheep that kick

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kicking safe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kicking safe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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