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I just got kicked out of the weirdest gender reveal party..
Apparently we had to wear pants...
A wake for my mother-in-law
Two rural gentlemen were chatting. One says, "Say, I noticed a lot of cars at your house on Saturday night. Were you having a party or something?"
"No," responds the second man. "Tragically last week one of my mules kicked my mother in law in the head, and she died suddenly"
"Oh, No!" says the first man. "So were the people there to pay their final respects?"
"No," says the second man. "Once news started to spread about the incident, men from all over the county started coming over asking if they could borrow my mule."
Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party
apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'
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I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party...
When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.
I was arrested at a New Year's party last night
I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in...
Why did the man dressed as a ghost get kicked out of the Halloween party?
He showed up sheetfaced.
Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?
The party was for "Wights only."
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I dressed up as a coprophiliac Taurus to the Halloween party, but got kicked out because apparently it was "indecent."
Bull-f**...-s**....
Why was the socialist kicked from his party?
Because he was anti social.
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