The Best 9 Kickboxing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kickboxing jokes. There are some kickboxing cro jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kickboxing judo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kickboxing Jokes and Puns

Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess.

But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.

A drunk man walks into a bar

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"


The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

My computer beat me at chess...

So I beat my computer at kickboxing.

Kickboxing joke, My computer beat me at chess...

A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:

"I have the world's best blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"

The bartender says "Hey, just so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The girl next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"

The guy replies "Haha, no thanks. I don't really feel like explaining the joke three times over."

I got kicked out of my gym in the middle of kickboxing class

Turns out they do not have kickboxing classes.


A computer once beat me in chess

But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.

What do you call a biracial kid studying Kickboxing?

A mixed martial artist.

Kickboxing joke, What do you call a biracial kid studying Kickboxing?

My laptop beat me at chess

I guess I'm just really bad at chess

I bet y'all were expecting me to beat it at kickboxing.

My computer absolutely destroyed me in a game of chess.

But it was no match for me in kickboxing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kickboxing jujitsu jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kickboxing taekwondo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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