kickboxing Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious kickboxing puns

Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess.

But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at chess...

So I beat my computer at kickboxing.

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A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:

"I have the world's best blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"

The bartender says "Hey, just so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The girl next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"

The guy replies "Haha, no thanks. I don't really feel like explaining the joke three times over."

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I got kicked out of my gym in the middle of kickboxing class

Turns out they do not have kickboxing classes.

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A computer once beat me in chess

But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.

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After a really good party

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, You wanna hear a blonde joke?
The person replies, I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

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Yes, I've lost to my computer at chess.

But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.

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What do you call a biracial kid studying Kickboxing?

A mixed martial artist.

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I took by brother to kickboxing class

What? Were you expecting a punchline?

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Why is kickboxing always associated with Thailand?

It's muy Thai

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What are the most funny Kickboxing jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Kickboxing? Well, here are the best Kickboxing dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Kickboxing pick up lines to share with friends.

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