Kickboxing Jokes
10 kickboxing jokes and hilarious kickboxing puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about kickboxing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Kickboxing Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good kickboxing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess.
But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.
A drunk man walks into a bar
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
My computer beat me at chess...
So I beat my computer at kickboxing.
A blind man walks into a bar...
A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:
"I have the world's best blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"
The bartender says "Hey, just so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The girl next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The guy replies "Haha, no thanks. I don't really feel like explaining the joke three times over."
I got kicked out of my gym in the middle of kickboxing class
Turns out they do not have kickboxing classes.
A computer once beat me in chess
But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.
A guy in a dimly lit bar turns to the woman next to him and says hey you want to hear a blonde joke?
The woman responds, before you tell your blonde joke, let me tell YOU something. I'm a professional MMA fighter and I'm blonde. The woman next to me is a professional kickboxer and she's blonde too. Oh and next to her, a judo instructor. Also blonde. You still want to tell me that blonde joke?
The man turns back to his beer. Ughh. Not if I have to explain it THREE times.
Yesterday my computer beat me in a chess game.
It's still no match for me at kickboxing though.
My Computer Beat Me At Chess Today
It was no match for me at kickboxing though.
A computer once beat me at chess.
But it was no match for me at kickboxing.
-Credit to Emo Phillips
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