Kick The Bucket Jokes
90 kick the bucket jokes and hilarious kick the bucket puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kick the bucket that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Kick The Bucket Short Jokes
Short kick the bucket jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kick the bucket humour may include short beaten death jokes also.
- Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
- I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket. 'How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?'
- I'll never forget I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket.
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" - I'll never forget what my grandad told me before he kicked the bucket Daniel I'm sick of this bucket
- I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... "Hey, how far do you reckon I could kick this bucket?"
- I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
- The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket
- Grandpas last words before he kicked the bucket "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
- I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
- Do you know what the last thing my grandfather said to me was before he kicked the bucket? Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
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Kick The Bucket One Liners
Which kick the bucket one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kick the bucket? I can suggest the ones about kicked and deathbed.
- have you heard about the janitor that died? yeah, he kicked the bucket
- What did grandad say before he kicked the bucket? "watch how far I can kick this bucket"
- I had a cough like that once... I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!
- What's something that will only kill you if you kick it? The bucket.
- My Grandpa's last words to me were "Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
- Why did the janitor die? He kicked the bucket
- Chuck Norris kicked the bucket last night. The bucket passed away in the morning hours.
- Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket.
- John dies and passes away in the afterlife... He kicked the bucket very much off target
- My best friend kicked the bucket this morning And fell down.
- My friend kicked a bucket the other day. It had a landmine in it.
- What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? Watch me kick this bucket!
Kick The Bucket Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about kick the bucket you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kick the bucket pranks.
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
"Some things you just can't explain.
This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I t**... his left foot to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right foot to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking the cow again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and t**... his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain."
The heir to a fortune...
wasn't having any luck with women who would be interested in *him* so he decided to let his money work for him. He sees a beautiful girl he likes and tells her: "I'm the next in line to a fortune of billions. As soon as my single father kicks the bucket, I'll be able to make your dreams come true. Will you marry me?" The girl looks at him, thinks for a second and says: "No. But thanks for the offer."
A week later the son comes home after a day of frivolity and sees that same woman at his house sitting in a lounge chair in their mansion watching television. She turns to him and says: "Oh hi there! I'm your new step-mother!"
It was all a big misunderstanding..
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So what happened that's so horrible?"
Farmer: "Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
Man: "OK, but that's not so bad."
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: " So what happened then? "
Farmer: " I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left . "
Man: "Again?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So, what did you do then?"
Farmer: " I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. "
Man: "And then?"
Man: "And then?"
Farmer: "Well, 1 sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
Farmer: "Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the s**... cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
Man: "Hmmm..."
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So, what did you do?"
Farmer: "Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in. "
Why do cowboys always want to die with their boot on?
So they don't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
I will never forget what my grandad said just before he kicked the bucket.
He looked me dead in the eye and said. "Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?
How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
Also, Why did the chicken cross the road?
[He was in the bucket](/spoiler)
Do you know what my friend said before he kicked the bucket?
He said, "Look how far I can kick this bucket."
What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket?
"I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"
Ba dum tsssh
I'll never forget the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket.
He said "Watch how far I can kick this bucket!"
Wanna hear my grandfathers final words before he kicked the bucket?
"Watch me kick this bucket."
You know what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket?
"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"
Before my father kicked the bucket he asked me the most profound question...
He said "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice?
On the average, he was quite comfortable.
To drown in a swamp would be a quite symmetrical way to kick the bucket ...
Your life began when you were pushed out of a slimy hole, now it ends while you're getting s**... into one.
I will never forget the last words my farther said before he kicked the bucket...
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were...
"I'm gonna kick this bucket!"
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."
Yep, he really put his whole body weight into that kick. So when I moved the bucket last second he fell and broke his neck.
I remember the last thing my grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket.
"I'm going to kick this bucket"
I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket
"Watch me kick that bucket"
What did the old man say to his son before he kicked the bucket?
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
My grandpa kicked the bucket yesterday, but he's still in the hospital.
His toe injury was more severe than originally thought.
After I do housework I neatly put all the tools away...
... so I don't accidently kick the bucket.
I'll always remember my grandfathers last words before he kicked the bucket
"Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket!"
I recently told my blonde friend that my grandfather kicked the bucket the other day.
She asked, "Is his foot okay?"
I'll never forget what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket
I wonder how far I can kick this alligator
Wanna Know What my Grandpa Said before he Kicked the Bucket?
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
And then he died
I'll always remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket
Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!
I still remember what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket
How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
Let's play name the title
Jokes are reposted so many times here, so name the titles of these punchlines
1. Ones a hippo and ones a little lighter
2. How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
3. Obviously not
4. But it wasn't stroganoff
5. Sam sung note 7
6. Measles
7. We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wanted to become a web designer.
8. I wore the wrong sock this morning
9. Unless everyone gets them
10. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life.
I still remember my old mans last words before he kicked the bucket...
Hey! Look how far i can kick this bucket!
I will always remember what my Dad told me before he kicked the bucket
He said "Hey. How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I remember what my dad said before he kicked the bucket
He said, "I'm gonna kick this bucket."
Unfortunately there was a grenade in that bucket
Do you want to know what my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket?
How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
Wanna know the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket?
"Wonder how far I can kick this bucket".
Why did Brian Christopher Lawler get thrown out of the hardware store?
He kicked the bucket.
My grandpa just kicked the bucket
1: Can you guess what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket
2. I'm so sorry! What were his last words?
1: "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I still remember my father's final words before he kicked the bucket.
He said, "Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket"
I'll always remember my Grandads last words before he kicked the bucket.
He said "Hey, watch me kick this bucket"
You know what my Grandpa say before he kicked the bucket ?
I wondered how far can I kick this bucket.
Right before my father kicked the bucket, he told me one thing.
I wonder how far this bucket will go if I kick it?
What's the difference between a can and a bucket?
If you kick a can, you get excercise. If you kick a bucket, you die.
The last thing my grandfather said to me just before k**... the bucket…
Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket
Two old friends
Two old friends meet passing on the street one day. But one seemed hopeless, and almost on the verge of tears.
His friend asked, "What has the world done to you?"
The sad man said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."
"That's not bad."
"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew kicked the bucket, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
"Sounds like you should be grateful..."
"You don't understand!" he interrupted. "Last week my great-aunt passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."
Now the friend was really confused. "Then, why are you so sad?"
"This week... nothing!
I'll never forget the last thing my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket:
"Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
What did the grandpa say to his grandson right before he kicked the bucket?
Hey do you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?
My grandmother's last words before she kicked the bucket were
Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
I'll always remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said "Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I can still remember my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket
He said to me:
Hey! Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?
I still remember my father's last words before he kicked the bucket.
"Hey son, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I wish people would kick the bucket more often
Would sure make Charlie and the Chocolate Factory more interesting
You know what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket?
"I'm gonna kick that bucket."
And then he tripped and died.
What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?
"Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
My grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket.
He said
"Watch how far I can kick this bucket!"
I'll never forget what my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket
Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket
The last thing my grandpa said before k**... the bucket...
Hey Ed, how far do you think I can kick this bucket? He tripped and fell into a ravine. RIP pops.
I remember my Grandpa's last words before he kicked the bucket…
He said Wanna see me kick that bucket?
I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket...
I sure hope this isn't the bucket that kills you after you kick it!