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55 khan jokes and hilarious khan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about khan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article is all about Khan jokes, from Salman Khan to Bas Kar Khan! Read jokes from the royal kingdoms of Malik to Scandinavia and the legendary Shahrukh Khan and Kader Khan.

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Funniest Khan Short Jokes

Short khan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The khan humour may include short sheikh jokes also.

  1. I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans
  2. What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan? Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered."
    Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
  3. Did you know there are tents surviving that Genghis Khan used to sleep in? I just scored one on eBay! Thought you would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
  4. I'm considering taking a position translating old Mongolian poetry. The jobs has its prose and Khans.
    Happy cake day to me!
  5. Trump to bartender: We are going to nuke Pakistan & kill Mia Khalifa Bartender: why mia khalifa?
    Trump to Imaran Khan: see nobody cares about pakistan!
  6. What do you call a Mongol leader who swindles people out of their hard earned cash? Ghengis Khan Man.
  7. Apparently, all the tents from the game of thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan. I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.
  8. Why didn't Genghis Khan's army move when he said "Charge"? Because none of them understand English.
  9. I can't decide between Star Trek popsicles or a Star Trek ice cube mold.. both choices have their frozen Khans.
  10. What did the Chinese say to Genghis Khan before he launched his invasion? "What are you doing, steppe bro!?"

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Khan One Liners

Which khan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with khan? I can suggest the ones about king jr and korma.

  1. Can you conquer the largest continent on earth? No, but Genghis Khan!
  2. Could you conquer more than half of a continent? No, but Genghis Khan!
  3. What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
  4. Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans
  5. I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry It has its prose and its Khans
  6. As a Mongolian who just became a U.S. citizen... I'm so proud to be an Ameri-khan
  7. I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans.
  8. What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments.
  9. Why did Genghis Khan conquer so much? Because he was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.
  10. What was Genghis Khan's failure of a brother named? Genghis Khan't
  11. Have you heard about the new Star Trek Christmas movie? It's The Wreath of Khan
  12. What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer? A Decepti-Khan
  13. Who painted Ghengis Khan's portrait? A Khan artist.
  14. How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia? One steppe at a time.
  15. What do you call someone that draws Mongol leaders for a living? A Khan Artist

Genghis Khan Jokes

Here is a list of funny genghis khan jokes and even better genghis khan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Genghis Khan's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia? Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis should.
  • What type of Asian is Genghis Khan? InvASIAN
  • If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't.
  • I just finished a straight 8.5 hour binge of Dan Carlin's Wrath of the Khans podcast. I know one thing for sure: You can't invade Russia in the winter. But Genghis certainly Khan.
  • Genghis khan read a book about living in the Mongol empire The books name was "Pros and Khans of living in the Mongol empire"
  • What did they say when the Mongol Empire collapsed? Genghis Khan's gang is gone!
  • Why did Genghis invade China? Because he khan.
  • What do you call the area occupied by Genghis Kahn and his children? His Khan-dom.
  • Why did Genghis Khan go to Burger King? Because he was Hun-gry
  • h**..., Stalin, and Genghis Khan walk into a bar
Khan joke, h**..., Stalin, and Genghis Khan walk into a bar

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Khan Jokes

What funny jokes about khan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make khan pranks.

I got an email from a Mongolian king...

I got an email from a Mongolian king, promising me millions and everyone warned me it was a con, but I was like "Yeah guys, I know it's a Khan. That's what a king from Mongolia is called."

A man has a booth at a fair with a talking cat...

A woman walks up and asks, "Can your cat really talk?"
The man turns to the cat and asks, "Which leader is attributed to the most deaths in human history?"
The cat says, "Mao."
The woman, who is annoyed by this ruse, walks away.
The cat turns to the man and asks, "Should I have said Genghis Khan?"

What's sick, Irish, and hates Captain Kirk?

A l**... Khan.

It's a little known fact that Genghis Khan had a brother.

Unfortunately his brother had a terrible skin condition and was banished from his people. Eventually he ended up in Ireland where he was known as l**... Kahn.

I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often

I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".

MrBeast sure is good at planting seeds

Last time I saw someone spread their seed that successfully was when Ghengis Khan was around.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow?

Angus Khan

How do you call an australian who is a spiritual leader and a ruler in mongolia ?

A Khan Guru

What do you call it when Ghengis Khan scores a point in Soccer?

A monGOAL!

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan
I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Khan joke, I just finished a straight 8.5 hour binge of Dan Carlin's Wrath of the Khans podcast. I know one thi