Khaled Jokes

Funniest Khaled Short Jokes

Short khaled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The khaled humour may include short blink jokes also.

1. DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."
2. DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight... ...He must have stopped eating out...
3. How many DJ Khaled's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, we're still gonna need anotha one.
4. Why does DJ Khaled have sleeping issues? Because everytime he tries to count sheeps before falling asleep, he always goes like : "Another one, another one, another one..."
5. DJ Khaled DJ Khaled's full name is Khaled Ibn Abdul Khaled, so basically his name is Khaled Khaled.
   When his mum named him, he was like another one.
6. I finally figured out why DJ Khaled yells his own name in songs... Because his wife never yells it in the bedroom.
7. DJ Khaled invented a weight loss app Everytime you lose a pound, his voice comes on and says "Another one".
8. another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1
9. DJ Khaled's favorite number Is 11 cuz There's another 1.
   Saw this comment on Wild Thoughts.
10. Your assistant says you have a voicemail from a music producer The DJ Khaled

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Khaled One Liners

Which khaled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with khaled? I can suggest the ones about loves and dj khaled.

1. What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1.
2. What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? Eleven. Because it has another one.
3. Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon All he does is shout his name
4. What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, cuz it's got *anotha one*!
5. Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Because there's another one.
6. How many pounds does DJ Khaled plan to lose with Weight Watchers? Another one
7. DJ Khaled was playing cards with his family. And a mother won.
8. Some people say DJ Khaled fell off If he really had fallen off, we'd have felt it.
9. What's DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is? Wii the best
10. What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1
11. Dj Khaled is like a pokemon he just says his name.
12. What did DJ Khaled say when the second plane hit the World Trade Center? Anotha one!
13. DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen.
14. What's DJ Khaled's favorite type of battery? Li-ion
15. What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted

Dj Khaled Jokes

Here is a list of funny dj khaled jokes and even better dj khaled puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper? That's a No Brainer, I'm the One.
• How many DJ Khaleds does it take to change a light bulb? Another one.
• What is Neo's favorite DJ Khaled song? "I'm the one."
• What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
• Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys.
• DJ Khaled: "Meek Mill, wake up!" Meek Mill: "Why, what's going on?"... ANOTHER ONE
• Why does Dj Khaled's son have a babysitter? He never plays himself
• Why does DJ Khaled love mexico ? I dunno, somejuan should ask him.
• What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan
• DJ Khaled is a priest in mexico. What does he say at baptism? Another Juan

Comical Khaled Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about khaled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make khaled pranks.