The Best 29 Khal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Khal jokes. There are some khal secant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these khal urchin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Khal Jokes and Puns

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11 because it has another 1.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

Khal Culator

Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon

All he does is shout his name

Khal joke, Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon

DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic.

When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."

DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...

...He must have stopped eating out...

DJ Khaled was playing cards with his family.

And a mother won.

Why does DJ Khaled have sleeping issues?

Because everytime he tries to count sheeps before falling asleep, he always goes like : "Another one, another one, another one..."

Khal joke, Why does DJ Khaled have sleeping issues?

Why is DJ Khalids Favorite Number 11?

Because it has another 1.

DJ Khaled

DJ Khaled's full name is Khaled Ibn Abdul Khaled, so basically his name is Khaled Khaled.

When his mum named him, he was like another one.

What's DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is?

Wii the best

If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon?


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What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone

One plus one, because it has another 1

DJ Khaled invented a weight loss app

Everytime you lose a pound, his voice comes on and says "Another one".

Dj Khaled is like a pokemon

he just says his name.

What did DJ Khaled say when the second plane hit the World Trade Center?

Anotha one!

another one

What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1

Khal joke, another one

DJ Khaled must be asian....

all he does is nguyen.

What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl?

You talonted

What do the Khaleesi and Donald Trump have in common?

A tiny hand.

How many DJ Khaleds does it take to change a light bulb?

Another one.

GoT joke: What do you call a Dothraki who does jumping jacks every morning?

Khal Isthenics.

[OC] Have you heard the one about the Dothraki Sea?

Me neither, but I'll *khal* you if I do!

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

DJ Khaled: "Meek Mill, wake up!" Meek Mill: "Why, what's going on?"...


What Does DJ Khalid Say When He Tips Strippers?

Another one!

Why does DJ Khaled love mexico ?

I dunno, somejuan should ask him.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

DJ Khaled is a priest in mexico. What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

Why doesn't DJ Khaled write any sad songs?

Because they aren't in a major key

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