Khal Jokes
32 khal jokes and hilarious khal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about khal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Khal Short Jokes
Short khal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The khal humour may include short sheikh jokes also.
- GoT joke: What do you call a Dothraki who does jumping jacks every morning? Khal Isthenics.
- If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon? m**....
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Khal One Liners
Which khal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with khal? I can suggest the ones about secant and mathematician.
- What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal Culator
- [OC] Have you heard the one about the Dothraki Sea? Me neither, but I'll *khal* you if I do!
- Who's the bounciest dothraki? Khal Pogo
- What's Khal Drogo's favorite thing about brunch? Jason Mimosas
- What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen? Khal Pacino.
- A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa
- Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC
Howlingly Hilarious Khal Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about khal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breathtaking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make khal pranks.
What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?
11 because it has another 1.
Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon
All he does is shout his name
DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic.
When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."
DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...
...He must have stopped eating out...
DJ Khaled was playing cards with his family.
And a mother won.
Why does DJ Khaled have sleeping issues?
Because everytime he tries to count sheeps before falling asleep, he always goes like : "Another one, another one, another one..."
Why is DJ Khalids Favorite Number 11?
Because it has another 1.
DJ Khaled
DJ Khaled's full name is Khaled Ibn Abdul Khaled, so basically his name is Khaled Khaled.
When his mum named him, he was like another one.
What's DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is?
Wii the best
What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone
One plus one, because it has another 1
DJ Khaled invented a weight loss app
Everytime you lose a pound, his voice comes on and says "Another one".
Dj Khaled is like a pokemon
he just says his name.
What did DJ Khaled say when the second plane hit the World Trade Center?
Anotha one!
another one
What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1
DJ Khaled must be asian....
all he does is nguyen.
What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl?
You talonted
What do the Khaleesi and Donald Trump have in common?
A tiny hand.
How many DJ Khaleds does it take to change a light bulb?
Another one.
Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?
He loves major keys.
DJ Khaled: "Meek Mill, wake up!" Meek Mill: "Why, what's going on?"...
ANOTHER ONE
What Does DJ Khalid Say When He Tips Strippers?
Another one!
