Khakis Jokes
7 khakis jokes and hilarious khakis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about khakis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Khakis Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
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Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens.
"That's so clever!" the woman exclaims. "How did you do that?"
"Easy," replied the soldier, "These are my khakis."
A young woman was standing outside her car weeping. A soldier walks up and asks what the problem is.
It turns out she's locked her keys in the car.
"Simple," says the soldier and drops his trousers, takes them off, rolls them into a ball and rubs them on the door.
The door pops open.
"How did you do that?!" exclaimed the young woman.
"Easy," says the soldier, "These are my khakis."
Khakis
In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive.
In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants...
But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car.
Four priests decided to enjoy the beautiful weather and went golfing in polo shirts and khakis.
However, their game was not going well, and after a series of terrible shots, the caddy asked, "Are you guys priests?"
"Yes, we are," replied one of the priests, "Why?"
'Because,' said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
A woman is hugely upset and sobbing because she has locked her keys inside her car.
A passing soldier stops and assures her he can help, she looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens! Amazed she asks him how he did it, "Easy" he says,
"These are my khakis"
Why did the man from Boston show up late to work with no pants on?
He couldn't find his khakis or his khakis.
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