The Best 9 Khaki Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Khaki jokes. There are some khaki marios jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these khaki fluorescent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Khaki Jokes and Puns

I met my wife at the zoo.

The moment I saw her there, dressed head to toe in khaki and covered in animal shit, I knew she was a keeper.

What colour can unlock a car?



In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?


What colour can you use to start your car?


I hate it when a whole heap of people wearing cargo pants unexpectedly gather around me and get all excited.

It's like "Boo! Khaki party!"

Accidentally wore a red shirt and khaki pants to Target today...

Long story short, I think I got promoted to Assistant Manager.

What type of pants should you wear when making a bet?

I dunno, but probably a pair that doesn't make you too khaki.


In the US, they are a pair of brown pants.
In Boston, they are the things that you open your car with.

> Oops, I lost yah kahkis, now i caht pahk yah cah in the Hahvahd Yahd.

*Hint: say it out loud.*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the khaki nutz jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working khaki sew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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