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I was talking to a girl in a bar last night

She said, "If you lost a few kgs, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Look At Me Darling

Man Looked His n**... Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: "Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite" Wife Smiled And Reply: "But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"

I bet my life will be so much better if I burn about 75 kgs

By setting myself on fire.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions....

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then!
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!

A boy asked his mother how old she is.

"Gentlemen don't ask that.", said his mother.
"Then could you tell me how much you weigh?", asked the boy.
"Gentlemen don't ask that.", said his mother again.
The boy asked another question then, "Why did dad leave you?"
"JUST SHUT UP AND GO!", screamed his mother. The boy left fast enough.
A few days later, the boy found his mother's driving license. He ran to his mother and said, "I know everything now. You are 40 years old and weigh 80 kgs."
His mother, annoyed, said, "Yeah, but thank God you don't know why dad left you."
"That's because you got an F in s**....", the boy answered innocently.


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