Kfc Jokes

Funniest Kfc Short Jokes

Short kfc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kfc humour may include short chicken jokes also.

1. What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
2. What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.
3. What do your girlfriend and KFC have in common? Once you're done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.
4. My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
5. I was surprised when a friend said he'll work at KFC right after graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why.
   ​
   All he said was, "It's in my bucket list."
6. A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
7. It's being reported that KFC is giving away free chicken. I'm just going to investigate and i'll keep you abreast.
8. I was at KFC placing my order.... and I ask the girl at the register, "do you have chicken legs?" she says, "yes." so I says to her, "is that why you're wearing pants?"
9. Over half of UK KFC stores have closed down after switching chicken suppliers. It was an original recipe for disaster.
10. Its so cold outside I saw chickens lined up outside of KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer

Share These Kfc Jokes With Friends

Kfc One Liners

Which kfc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kfc? I can suggest the ones about fried chicken and colonel sanders.

1. What is long, black and dangerous to cut into? the line at KFC
2. KFC has asked scientists to edit the chicken genome. They want something CRISPR.
3. Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket.
4. KFC is a shelter for battered chickens
5. What's black and long? The queue in KFC.
   (Sorry please don't hurt me)
6. I ate my KFC in the cemetery last night, just the way I like it. Extra gravey.
7. KFC in Asia?
   Korean fried cat.
8. Why did Ben Shapiro destroy a KFC restaurant? 'Cause they served him left wings.
9. Why did the pastor go to KFC? To grab some breast.
10. Is KFC Twitter account Veryfried?
11. Why did the chicken take a trip to KFC? To get to "the other side"
12. Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99
13. Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard there were some pretty hot chicks at KFC.
14. There's a haunted KFC near my house. They think it's poultrygeist.
15. How did the chicken cross the road? In a KFC 20 piece bucket

Eating Kfc Jokes

Here is a list of funny eating kfc jokes and even better eating kfc puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for.
• How do you get more white girls to eat KFC? With 11 herbs and pumpkin spices
• My terrible joke. why did the chicken cross the road?
  to eat itself at KFC sorry for wasting your time
• Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box.
• What do dead people eat with their KFC? Grave-y!

Kfc Restaurants Jokes

Here is a list of funny kfc restaurants jokes and even better kfc restaurants puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is KFC regarded as a valuable restaurant chain? Their chicken has so much oil it's got the Arabs jealous.

Kfc Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about kfc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean greasy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kfc pranks.