Kfc Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts

I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC

What is long, black and dangerous to cut into?

the line at KFC

The other day a girl asked me if I like breasts or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed pussy with thin lips...

So I got kicked out of KFC.

So this guy asks if I prefer breasts or legs

And I reply, really I'd prefer wet pussy.

Apparently this is not an appropriate thing to say at KFC.

She asked me if I'm a breast or legs man...

I replied that I'm more into shaved pussy and anal.

I'm now banned from KFC.

A woman is like a bucket of KFC...

Once you're past the tender breasts and the juicy thighs all you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone in.

Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC?

Cause it comes with a bucket.

The head of KFC called the Pope

He said, "I'll give you a million dollars to change the Lord's prayer to give us our daily chicken."

The Pope said no and hung up.

KFC called back and offered 10 million.

The Pope said no and hung up.

KFC called back and offered 100 million.

The Pope said, "You have a deal!"

The Pope got all the churches big wigs together and said, "I have good news and bad news. Good news is, we are 100 million richer. Bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

Well, you start with the breasts and the thighs, and you end up with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and the thighs, you've still got a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

KFC is a shelter

for battered chickens

What's black and long?

The queue in KFC.





(Sorry please don't hurt me)

A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.

He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken

The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.

100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.

Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.

One billion dollars. This is our final offer.

After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.

I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.

Why did the Chicken go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip.

How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar?

After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box.

I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts...

I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC.

Why do bulimic girls love KFC?

Cause it comes with the bucket

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I'll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Do you prefer legs or breasts?

Last night I was talking to a young good looking woman. She asked me if I preferred legs or breasts.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

I was told to never come back to KFC again.

What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did the pastor go to KFC?

To grab some breast.

What do women and KFC have in common?

Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.

A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs

I replied , " I prefer bubble butts and double D's"
Then I got kicked out of KFC.

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box
to put your bone in.

I was surprised when a friend said he'll work at KFC right after graduation..

Out of curiosity, I asked him why.



All he said was, "It's in my bucket list."

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special.

its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings

A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood

She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Why is a woman like a KFC?

Because once you get past the juicy breast and tender thigh, all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in...

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What's the similarity between women and KFC

Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.

I was at KFC placing my order....

and I ask the girl at the register, "do you have chicken legs?" she says, "yes." so I says to her, "is that why you're wearing pants?"

Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC?

Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99

Over half of UK KFC stores have closed down after switching chicken suppliers.

It was an original recipe for disaster.

I was out getting lunch a few days ago...

And a beautiful young woman asked me, "What do you prefer, legs or breasts?"

I replied, "What I really like is a shaved pussy."

I haven't been allowed back to KFC since.

Its so cold outside

I saw chickens lined up outside of KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

I was in KFC with my bro when the lights went out...

I told him that the circuits were fried

What do woman and KFC have in common

After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in.

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

There's a haunted KFC near my house.

They think it's poultrygeist.

A woman asked me if I prefer thighs or breasts.

A woman asked me if I prefer thighs or breasts. I told her I'm more into a shaved vagina and anal. Apparantly this is not an appropriate answer at KFC.

A woman just aksed me if I prefer legs or breasts.

I told her I'm more into a shaved pussy and anal. Apparently, this is not an appropriate answer at KFC.

What does a woman and a KFC have in common?

Once you finish with the leg and the breast, all that's left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex?

When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box.

What do women and KFC have in common?

After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Breast or legs?

She asked me if I was into breasts or legs
I said I preferred anal sex
Guess that was the wrong thing to say when we were in KFC

A chicken had a job interview at a KFC today.

It got employed immediately for the rest of its life.

KFC and pimps are similar.

They both sell breasts and thighs.

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