Kfc Jokes
99 kfc jokes and hilarious kfc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kfc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
KFC jokes are the perfect way to get your friends laughing. Whether you're looking for a funny way to start your day or just want to brighten someone's mood, these jokes are sure to do the trick. From classic chicken jokes to zingers about Colonel Sanders, there's something for everyone. So grab a bucket of chicken and get ready to laugh your way through these KFC jokes
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Funniest Kfc Short Jokes
Short kfc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kfc humour may include short chicken jokes also.
- What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
- What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.
- What do your girlfriend and KFC have in common? Once you're done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.
- My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
- I was surprised when a friend said he'll work at KFC right after graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why.
All he said was, "It's in my bucket list." - What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
- A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
- It's being reported that KFC is giving away free chicken. I'm just going to investigate and i'll keep you abreast.
- What's the similarity between women and KFC Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.
- I was at KFC placing my order.... and I ask the girl at the register, "do you have chicken legs?" she says, "yes." so I says to her, "is that why you're wearing pants?"
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Kfc One Liners
Which kfc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kfc? I can suggest the ones about fried chicken and colonel sanders.
- What is long, black and dangerous to cut into? the line at KFC
- KFC has asked scientists to edit the chicken genome. They want something CRISPR.
- Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket.
- KFC is a shelter for battered chickens
- What's black and long? The queue in KFC.
(Sorry please don't hurt me) - I ate my KFC in the cemetery last night, just the way I like it. Extra gravey.
- Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.
- Why do bulimic girls love KFC? Cause it comes with the bucket
- KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat. - Why did Ben Shapiro destroy a KFC restaurant? 'Cause they served him left wings.
- Why did the pastor go to KFC? To grab some breast.
- Is KFC Twitter account Veryfried?
- Why did the chicken take a trip to KFC? To get to "the other side"
- Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99
- Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard there were some pretty hot chicks at KFC.
Eating Kfc Jokes
Here is a list of funny eating kfc jokes and even better eating kfc puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for.
- Why do gay people only eat chicken at KFC? Because they're not allowed in Churches!
- How do you get more white girls to eat KFC? With 11 herbs and pumpkin spices
- My terrible joke. why did the chicken cross the road?
to eat itself at KFC sorry for wasting your time - Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box.
- Your mom's so poor she waits outside KFC to lick people's fingers after they eat.
- What do you call a black guy eating KFC? A bandwagonner.
- What do dead people eat with their KFC? Grave-y!
- Why did the Muslim man have to build a house for his wives before he could eat KFC? No h**..., no fowl.
- 2 Police Officers are in a KFC line. The first police officer smiled and said "I didn't know I would find another c**...-eating pig here!"
Kfc Restaurants Jokes
Here is a list of funny kfc restaurants jokes and even better kfc restaurants puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why is KFC regarded as a valuable restaurant chain? Their chicken has so much oil it's got the Arabs jealous.
Kfc Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about kfc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean greasy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kfc pranks.
Joke a kid told me today: Why did the rooster go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken s**...
The head of KFC called the Pope
He said, "I'll give you a million dollars to change the Lord's prayer to give us our daily chicken."
The Pope said no and hung up.
KFC called back and offered 10 million.
The Pope said no and hung up.
KFC called back and offered 100 million.
The Pope said, "You have a deal!"
The Pope got all the churches big wigs together and said, "I have good news and bad news. Good news is, we are 100 million richer. Bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account.
Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago
Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago.
His wife proposed that they should have cheat day today.
She bought home McDonald's burger, KFC wings and Bob brought home his secretary
A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.
He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken
The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.
100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.
Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.
One billion dollars. This is our final offer.
After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.
I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.
Why did the Chicken go to KFC?
To see a chicken s**....
Over half of UK KFC stores have closed down after switching chicken suppliers.
It was an original recipe for disaster.
Why did the cannibal go to KFC?
He heard it was finger l**... good.
Its so cold outside
I saw chickens lined up outside of KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer
Your mother is so unbelievably poor
That when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger l**... good.
I was in KFC with my bro when the lights went out...
I told him that the circuits were fried
There's a haunted KFC near my house.
They think it's poultrygeist.
How did the chicken cross the road?
In a KFC 20 piece bucket
Why doesn't KFC have toilet paper?
Because it's finger l**... good
Why did the KFC employee blush?
Because he saw the chicken s**...
KFConsole joke
The console wars are over. Introducing the KFConsole. Power Your Hunger. A console from KFC that is more like a Steam Machine.
My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch
She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a s**... tease!"
Yo Daddy so poor...
He goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers.
Why did the chicken cross the road
To enjoy some KFC
What does a woman and a KFC have in common?
Once you finish with the leg and the breast, all that's left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.
What does popcorn and KFC have in common?
Greasy, old kernals
What's the similarity between a KFC meal and s**...?
When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from KFC.
What did the prostate doctor say to the kfc worker?
it's finger lickin' good
A chicken had a job interview at a KFC today.
It got employed immediately for the rest of its life.
The UK is the only place
Where it's easier to get a chicken dinner in PUBG than KFC
My wife and I started dieting a week ago...
She proposed that we should have a cheat day today....
She brought home KFC & I brought home my secretary!
From my hospital bed, i'm wondering when will i ever begin to understand women.
KFC is like s**...; you regret it afterwards, you end up greasy and sweaty...
and I don't think parents should give it to their children.
What do you call angels without wings?
Friends.
How about a friend that **has** wings?
An employee at KFC.
Got into a food fight at a kfc in japan.
Now they call me the karaage kid
Americans shouldn't be surprised that Trump sided with Putin
because that's what you get for putting a KGB agent up against a KFC agent.
Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors.
11 secrete herbs and spices
KFC releases Obama bucket of chicken
Its full of left wings and chicken a**...'
I fetched a pail of water and ate a whole KFC family meal to myself...
So that's two things I can cross off my bucket list.
Why don't b**... celebrate thanksgiving?
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?
Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
What do KFC and Tumblr have in common?
Transfats
What's the similarity between a woman and a KFC?
Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh your left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
So a KFC employee goes in for a gynecologist check up
Not much to say, it was finger lickin' good
Why doesn't KFC have toilet paper?
Because it's finger l**... good
What do you call a girl who acts as mascot for KFC?
A chick.
I can't help but feel that instead of DHL, KFC should have used....
....Cluck and Collect
Why did the russian chicken cross the street?
It was escaping from the KFC.
What's the fat person's favourite football club?
KFC.
If a proctologist works part time at KFC....
Is it still finger l**... good?
Which football club has the maximum chicken players?
KFC
I lost a friend to w**... once...
I found him 2 hours later at KFC.
What do you call a male restroom in a KFC?
c**...-a-doodle doo.
