The Best 21 Keyboards Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Keyboards jokes. There are some keyboards ctrl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these keyboards keyboard player puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Keyboards Jokes and Puns

IT guy

John is being shown around the office by his new boss. They enter the IT department and John sees a man using two keyboards at once. "That's incredible", says John. "Trust a geek to use two keyboards at once". "Hey!" replied his boss. "That's stereotyping. "

Why don't keyboards sleep?

Because they have 2 shifts.

I ran into the office this morning and switched the m and n keys on as many keyboards as I could. Some might call me a monster but

Others are definitely going to call ne a nomster

Keyboards joke, I ran into the office this morning and switched the m and n keys on as many keyboards as I could. So

Five Things

Here are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk at work: 5) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 4) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time." 2) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 1) Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, amen."

Why are keyboards always tired?

They have 2 shifts


Unlike my friends, I don't waste money on so-called quality keyboards.

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Where do astronaut keyboards go for a drink?

The space bar.

Keyboards joke, Where do astronaut keyboards go for a drink?

Why do astronauts like computer keyboards?

Because they have a space bar

A friend told me that Asians are the best at computer games because they use two keyboards instead of one.

But that's just stereo typing.

I've got a part time job making rubberised computer keyboards.

They offer flexible shifts.

I'm not like other keyboards...

I'm qwerty

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Do you know why keyboards are always so tired?

Coz they have two shifts.

50th Anniversary Tour

This year, 60s rock group The Byrds will be embarking on a tour of the United States for the 50th anniversary of their formation. The band announced that former President George Bush will be joining them on stage for several of their songs, however, Bush will be playing both guitar and keyboards in order to cut costs. This just goes to show that a Bush in the band is worth two of the Byrds.

Why would keyboards fail in battle rap?

They only have "space bars."

Why are cats always sitting on keyboards?

So they can play with the mouse

*bah dum tsss*

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Keyboards joke, What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Did you know that Kanye West used to work for a shop that would put custom paint on keyboards & synthesizers in only half a day's time?

Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.

My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party

I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist.

Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.

I've lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.


All keyboards have alien contraception.

Space bars.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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We suggest to use only working keyboards processor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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