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How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb

None, because the keyboard player can do it with his left hand

How do you refer to a vertically challenged keyboard player?

A micro-pianist.

What do you call someone who hangs out with rock musicians?

Keyboard player

Bruce Springsteen...

after a long successful life finally dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Bruce! We're so glad you're finally here! God's a big fan, you know."
Bruce, of course, is flabbergasted. "Really?"
"You bet! In fact, he's arranged to have the whole E Street Band reunited up here for you."
"The old band? That's great! I've missed those guys so much."
"Not only that," St Peter goes on, "there's a bunch of other guys who can't wait to jam with you. Lennon and McCartney have written some songs for you, Les Paul has built a new guitar for you, and Beethoven thinks you could use another keyboard player in the band. He's got his hearing back now, you know."
Bruce can't believe his good luck. "This really is Heaven! Is there some sort of catch?"
"Well," says St Peter, "God has a girlfriend, and she thinks she can sing..."


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