Keyboard Jokes

Funniest Keyboard Short Jokes

Short keyboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The keyboard humour may include short keys jokes also.

1. I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
2. Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory At first I just wasn't putting in enough shifts, then I couldn't keep the space clean and finally I lost control
3. Just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough Shifts.
   But to be honest, I had been looking for an escape for a while.
4. This morning I came early to my office And, I switched places of M's and N's on as many keyboards as I could.
   Some people would say I am a monster but others would say nomster.
5. My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard. But I don't give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhd
6. Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.
7. I've lost control. I don't see an end. There is no escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard.
8. Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard? Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
9. My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj
10. Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping.

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Keyboard One Liners

Which keyboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with keyboard? I can suggest the ones about mouse and key pressed.

1. I was fired from the keyboard factory today. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
2. A spider just crawled into my keyboard. It's okay, I have it under Ctrl.
3. What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right.
4. I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one.
5. What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo
6. What's the worst thing you can come across while searching the web? Your keyboard.
7. What do you call a gushing keyboard? sqwerty
8. A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl.
9. I rearranged my keyboard today Now everything's under Control
10. I smashed up my keyboard and couldnt find the last key I lost Ctrl
11. A spider ran onto my keyboard It is under control
12. So a spider just crawled onto my keyboard But don't worry I think it's under ctrl.
13. I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard. I expect a long sentence.
14. Why does the keyboard work 24 hrs a day? Because it has 2 shifts.
15. Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have 2 shifts.

Keys Keyboard Jokes

Here is a list of funny keys keyboard jokes and even better keys keyboard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I ran into the office this morning and switched the m and n keys on as many keyboards as I could. Some might call me a monster but Others are definitely going to call ne a nomster
• Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid? Because the & is near
• What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard? Just turn off sticky keys
• What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key
• HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - Dude, press the Caps Lock key on your keyboard!
  - WOW, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE
• Where do all the keyboard keys get drunk? Where do all the keyboard keys get drunk? At the space bar.
• I thought I spilled coffee all over my keyboard. My keyboard still works fine except one key. The spill was under control.
• People keep asking me why my keyboard keys keep falling off. It's not like I have any Ctrl.
• Why was there keyboard so sad? It's keys were depressed.
• What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? Space!

Key Keyboard Jokes

Here is a list of funny key keyboard jokes and even better key keyboard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys.
• What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key.
• For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys. I just can't put finger on it.
• What is a rapper's favorite key on a keyboard? F12
• The button next to the "2" key on my keyboard broke. Guess it was 1 key.
• One my keyboard's keys are broken It's the button help!
• I couldn't help but notice... On a standard keyboard, the A key is right next to the S key. The J key is right next to the H key. Ajit. I'll let you think about it.
• Why is the key next to the space bar on Trump's keyboard always in pristine condition? Because no matter the circumstances, he'll never put pressure on the alt-right
• My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys.
• What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? /
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Computer Keyboard Jokes

Here is a list of funny computer keyboard jokes and even better computer keyboard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife told me she'd slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. Don't worry guys, i think she's jokinejkodoworkfjcjkskoe394oo2oc2i2fkf2uu3ug25r2u
• My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
• My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p
• What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard? Shift + T
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• Why is the computer keyboard working so hard? Because it has two shifts!
• My wife is mad at me. She said if I don't get off the computer she will smash my head into the keyboard. I think it might just be a joke thobfufjebwhhwhf8djfnrk727gdbd eu27y d bc uuehwjw 7 8j
• My wife told me... My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
• Why do astronauts like computer keyboards? Because they have a space bar
• A friend told me that Asians are the best at computer games because they use two keyboards instead of one. But that's just stereo typing.
• My Asian friend hooked up a computer keyboard to a bunch of speakers I guess that's stereotyping isn't it...

Keyboard Shortcut Jokes

Here is a list of funny keyboard shortcut jokes and even better keyboard shortcut puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities. Alt-right
• What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child? Alt-right.
• Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent? Ctrl-P
• What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right
• What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P
• What's management's favorite keyboard shortcut? Shift + Blame.
• When you're addicted to keyboard shortcuts It might start off with just copying and pasting, but once you get into underlining it really starts to control you.
• What keyboard shortcut can be used to stop recent senseless violence from continuing? CTRL-ALT-Right
• What is an emo's favourite keyboard shortcut? Ctrl-X.
• What keyboard shortcut is the most racist? Forward (Alt+Right Arrow)

Keyboard Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny keyboard player jokes and even better keyboard player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb None, because the keyboard player can do it with his left hand
• How do you refer to a vertically challenged keyboard player? A micro-pianist.
• What do you call someone who hangs out with rock musicians? Keyboard player

Hilarious Keyboard Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about keyboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make keyboard pranks.