keyboard Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious keyboard stories

What are the best keyboard puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Keyboard? Well here is a complete list of the top keyboard jokes:

A bad workman blames his fools...



I was fired from the keyboard factory today.

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.


The Entertainment

A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."


Things to say when you get caught sleeping at your desk.

-They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

-Phew! I left the top off the white-out. you probably got here just in time.

-I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance

-Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I'd almost figured out the solution to our biggest problem. Jesus's name, Amen.


A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier.

It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl.


If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?



I was playing a prison simulator when the batteries in my keyboard died.

Now I can't escape.


What is an aliens favorite keyboard key

The space key


My penis is so big...

...if I laid it out on my computer keyboard, it would go all the way from A to Z.


How to check whether you have a fast PC...

Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).

Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.

So you will know.


Ma penus

My penis is so long, it stretches from a to z on my keyboard!


"Doctor, doctor...I'm having real trouble using my computer. Unless I'm looking right at my keyboard, mouse or printer, I just can't see any of them."

"Ah", replied the doctor, "I know what's the matter here. You've got a problem with your peripheral vision."


How do you kill the keyboard cat?


I know it's terrible.


Internet warriors be like:

do you even lift... yo hands and place them on yo keyboard and write a bitch ass status about how much you hate me??!?!?! ima make you cry until see you in person so you betta back the fuck up before you get verbally abused homie! i'd be beating yo ass right now but yo face is too ugly to look at you


My dick is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard...

...I would probably be escorted out of the Mac store.