keyboard Jokes

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A bad workman blames his fools...


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I was fired from the keyboard factory today.

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

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I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts

Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think

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Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard.

This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.

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Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other

Retards

/u/TheDarkKn1ght

(First post to this community, please be kind)

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How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?

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How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?

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My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard,

but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj

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A good workman doesn't blame his fools

\*tools.

Stupid keyboard.

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What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd

That would be stereotyping.

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No end in sight...

I can't see an end. 
I have no control.
I don't think there's any escape.
I don't even have a home anymore.

Time for a new keyboard.

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I want anarchy

Because my keyboard is missing one.

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I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.

I should get a new keyboard.

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What type of blood does a keyboard have?

Typo

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What's the worst thing you can come across while searching the web?

Your keyboard.

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A letter to Keyboard Manufacturers

Dear Keyboard Manufacturers,

I'm writing to request a redesign so that 'g' and 't' wouldn't be right next to each other.

Retards,

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Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard

I think it's under control

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My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit.

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I had sex with a woman on top of a keyboard

I made her qwert

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The Entertainment

A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."

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What do you call a gushing keyboard?

sqwerty

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Things to say when you get caught sleeping at your desk.

-They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

-Phew! I left the top off the white-out. you probably got here just in time.

-I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance

-Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I'd almost figured out the solution to our biggest problem.

-...in Jesus's name, Amen.

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A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier.

It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl.

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I rearranged my keyboard today

Now everything's under Control

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i asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.

She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"

i said "Yeah, that's the one!!"

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Just got fired from the keyboard factory the other day

Apparently I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...

It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.

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So a spider just crawled onto my keyboard

But don't worry I think it's under ctrl.

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I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.

I expect a long sentence.

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Why don't keyboards sleep?

Because they have 2 shifts.

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There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.

Alt-right

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I don't know what to

I can't see an end.

I have no control and I don't think there's any escape

I don't even have a home anymore.


Definitely time for a new keyboard.

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I lost my home. I've lost control and I can't see any escape.

I definitely need a new keyboard.

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