The Best 33 Key Keyboard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Key Keyboard jokes. There are some key keyboard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these key keyboard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Key Keyboard Jokes and Puns

I smashed up my keyboard and couldnt find the last key

I lost Ctrl

I ran into the office this morning and switched the m and n keys on as many keyboards as I could. Some might call me a monster but

Others are definitely going to call ne a nomster

Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?

Because the & is near

Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.

When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

What is an aliens favorite keyboard key

The space key


HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- Dude, press the Caps Lock key on your keyboard!
- WOW, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE

Where do all the keyboard keys get drunk?

Where do all the keyboard keys get drunk? At the space bar.

I thought I spilled coffee all over my keyboard.

My keyboard still works fine except one key. The spill was under control.

People keep asking me why my keyboard keys keep falling off.

It's not like I have any Ctrl.

It has been said that a million monkeys hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type complete works of William Shakespeare.....

With the advent of internet, now we know that is not true!

Back before the internet was so public it was very hard to get to places we take for granted. For instance there used to be a gay internet, strictly for gay people.

To find it you had to hit these keys in this sequence on your keyboard it was "Enter" "Colon" "Pound, pound, pound"

You can explore key keyboard reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean key keyboard dad jokes. There are also key keyboard puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why was there keyboard so sad?

It's keys were depressed.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? Space!

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys.

I just can't put finger on it.

What is a rapper's favorite key on a keyboard?

F12

The button next to the "2" key on my keyboard broke.

Guess it was 1 key.

One my keyboard's keys are broken

It's the button help!


I couldn't help but notice...

On a standard keyboard, the A key is right next to the S key. The J key is right next to the H key. Ajit. I'll let you think about it.

Why is the key next to the space bar on Trump's keyboard always in pristine condition?

Because no matter the circumstances, he'll never put pressure on the alt-right

My keyboard is such a freak

I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys.

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

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Esc

What is Neil Armstrong's favorite key on the keyboard?

The SPACE BAR of course!!!!

My ten year old came up with that doozy :)

I finally got my key fixed on my keyboard...

...Everyting is ok now.

Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.

I've lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.

What killed Stephen Hawking?

The @ key on an Apple keyboard.

What do you call a keyboard with transgender keys?

Chiclets with dicklets.

which is the best key on keyboard?

Is there a way i can get some help with my new keyboard?

I cant figure out what the F1 key does.

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them.

Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?

A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy.

The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen".

Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the key keyboard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working key keyboard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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