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  1. Why do movies with Kevin Hart and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson pairing do well in the box office? Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson
  2. Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher? His life improved after he met the rock.
  3. Kevin Hart and his Wife are expecting their first child together and its already taller than Kevin.
  4. Yo if my son comes home & try's to play with my daughters doll house... I'm going to break it over his head & say n my voice stop that's gay .
    - Kevin Hart
  5. You ever notice how most stand-up specials have the comedian in darkness on the cover art? There's usually a lot of black in the posters. Except for Kevin Hart's. There's only a little black on his.
  6. Kevin Hart pick pocketed some of my cash on the way home yesterday. It was a mild Hart attack.
  7. Another knee-s**... by my 8 year old brother. Which president likes doing laundry?
    George WASHING-A-TON.
    He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Kevin Hart One Liners

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  1. Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire.
    Credits to Kevin Hart
  2. Is black comedy allowed on here? Wanted to post a Kevin Hart joke.
  3. Kevin Hart is so short He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"
  4. Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p
  5. I love dark humor... Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, Chappelle
  6. About to see the new Kevin Hart movie
  7. Did you hear that Kevin Hart was attacked? It was a Hart attack

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This is the last time I’m hosting these awards.

I don’t care anymore. I’m joking: I never did. NBC clearly don’t care either. Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars because of some offensive tweets. Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English, and they’ve no idea what Twitter is. I got offered this gig by fax.