The Best 10 Ketchup And Mustard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ketchup And Mustard jokes. There are some ketchup and mustard tomato ketchup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ketchup and mustard seasoning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ketchup And Mustard Jokes and Puns

Why did the mustard lose the race between sauces?

Because it couldn't ketchup

I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard.

But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.

. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race

A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..*rubs brow*

Why it's called the pc mustard race?

Because consoles need to ketchup


Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Well this should spice things up.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

What did the wiener dog say to the Doberman?

Go ahead I'll ketchup, I mustard.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ketchup and mustard horseradish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ketchup and mustard tomato sauce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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