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7 ketch jokes and hilarious ketch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ketch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The ketchup shortage this year was so predictable.

But I guess Heinz sight is 2020

Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed?

He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you..

I got ketchup on my eyes.

Ya know, in Heinzsight, that was a dumb move.

Ketchup and rubber buns

DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".
KID: Gotcha.
DAD: what did you buy at the store?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What did you have for dinner?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?
KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!

Are you like ketchup

Rich and Thick

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you say to a slow tomato?

Ketch up!

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