Kerosene Jokes
3 kerosene jokes and hilarious kerosene puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kerosene that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Kerosene Jokes to Share with Friends
What is a good kerosene joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why don't water and kerosene mix?
Because the lighter fluid rises!
How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?
It's such an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. And besides, lightbulbs are so mainstream. Kerosene lamps are more true to my inner being.
Two quick jokes
How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW!
How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!
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