The Best 3 Kerosene Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kerosene jokes. There are some kerosene mixture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kerosene gas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kerosene Jokes and Puns

Why don't water and kerosene mix?

Because the lighter fluid rises!

How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

It's such an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. And besides, lightbulbs are so mainstream. Kerosene lamps are more true to my inner being.

Two quick jokes

How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW!

How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kerosene gasoline jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kerosene flammable piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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