The Best 7 Kermitted Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kermitted jokes. There are some kermitted freddie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kermitted monty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kermitted Jokes and Puns

How come Miss Piggy hasn't thought about dating Porky Pig?

Because she's in a kermitted relationship.

I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog.

It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime.

My frog went to prison the other day...

He kermitted a serious crime!

Out of desperation, I robbed a bank dressed as a frog and being a novice, the cops caught me right away. I thought I was going away to the big house for a very long time, but surprisingly, the judge was lenient and let me go...

...because it was the first time I had ever Kermitted a crime.

What did the Muppet do when he was depressed?

He kermitted suicide.


So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week

So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime

How did Jim Henson die?

He Kermitted suicide

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kermitted bryan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kermitted piggy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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