Kermitment Jokes
5 kermitment jokes and hilarious kermitment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kermitment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good kermitment joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?
They share the same middle name.
If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have?
Kermit the Frog's full attention.
If James Hetfield officiated Kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding...
He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's f**...?
Nothing
What is green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's fingers
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