Kermit Miss Piggy Jokes

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  1. If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding... He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!
  2. How come Miss Piggy hasn't thought about dating Porky Pig? Because she's in a kermitted relationship.
  3. Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her t**....
  4. Why does Miss Piggy d**... with sugar and vinegar? Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.
  5. Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking w**.... When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, "Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."
  6. Fozzie: Kermit, why can't miss piggy count to one hundred? Kermit: I don't know, why?
    Fozzie: Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her t**...
  7. What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date? Nothing. She had a frog in her t**....

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Kermit Miss Piggy One Liners

Which kermit miss piggy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kermit miss piggy? I can suggest the ones about miss piggy and kermit and miss piggy.

  1. Why did Miss Piggy never marry? *She's afraid of kermitment.*
    I'm here all week.
  2. Why didn't Miss Piggy get married? She was afraid of Kermit-ment
  3. Why can't miss piggy hold down a relationship? Because she's afraid of kermit-ment
  4. Where did Kermit the Frog kiss Miss Piggy? Under the mistletoad
  5. If Kermit The Frog converted to Islam, would that make Miss Piggy... Haram bae?
  6. What did Miss Piggy become when Kermit converted to Islam? Haram-Bae
  7. Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
  8. The real reason Kermit and Miss Piggy broke up They just couldn't kermit to each other
  9. Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?
  10. Kermit and Miss Piggy never married. He has Kermitment issues.
  11. What's long, green and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit's finger...
  12. Kermit has cured Miss Piggy With salt
  13. What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit s**....
  14. Why didn't Miss Piggy dump her boyfriend? He threatened to Kermit s**....
  15. If Kermit and Miss Piggy made a s**... tape... They'd call it Frogsporn.

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What funny jokes about kermit miss piggy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kermit frog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kermit miss piggy pranks.

(JOKE)."LOVE IS IN THE AIR" sammy:have you notice every time miss piggy is not around and kermit the frog smell bacon cooking,he has a panic attack.

sammy:have you notice every time miss piggy is not around and kermit the frog smell bacon cooking,he has a panic attack.