The Best 18 Kermit Miss Piggy Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Kermit Miss Piggy Jokes and Puns

Why did Miss Piggy never marry?

*She's afraid of kermitment.*

I'm here all week.

Why didn't Miss Piggy get married?

She was afraid of Kermit-ment

How come Miss Piggy hasn't thought about dating Porky Pig?

Because she's in a kermitted relationship.

Why can't miss piggy hold down a relationship?

Because she's afraid of kermit-ment

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.


What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful?

Kermit suicide.

If Kermit The Frog converted to Islam, would that make Miss Piggy...

Haram bae?

What did Miss Piggy become when Kermit converted to Islam?

Haram-Bae

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

The real reason Kermit and Miss Piggy broke up

They just couldn't kermit to each other

Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed.

When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, "Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."

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Why does Miss Piggy douche with sugar and vinegar?

Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Fozzie: Kermit, why can't miss piggy count to one hundred?

Kermit: I don't know, why?

Fozzie: Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat

Why didn't Miss Piggy dump her boyfriend?

He threatened to Kermit suicide.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Did I miss something?

Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?

Kermit and Miss Piggy never married.

He has Kermitment issues.

(JOKE)."LOVE IS IN THE AIR" sammy:have you notice every time miss piggy is not around and kermit the frog smell bacon cooking,he has a panic attack.

sammy:have you notice every time miss piggy is not around and kermit the frog smell bacon cooking,he has a panic attack.

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