Kerb Jokes
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Silly & Ridiculous Kerb Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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Drunk...
A drunk lurches out of a pub at lunchtime.
After getting his alcohol-induced double vision together, he notices a car parked by the kerb with its bonnet up and a man leaning against the car with his arms folded and looking very grumpy.
He staggers over and manages to slur, "What's the matter, mate?"
The grumpy guy scowls at the drunk and says, "Argh - piston broke!"
"Yeah - so am I!" replies the drunk and lurches off...
Two drunks are walking down the street...
...when they come across a dog, sitting on the kerb, l**... it's privates.
They watch for a while before one of them says "I wish I could do that."
The other looks at him and says, "Wouldn't you like to make friends with him first?"
an american tourist visits dublin.....
An American tourist was in Dublin for the first time. He was driving his rent-a-car through the north inner-city and wanting to walk into town to see some sites, he pulled up at the side of a kerb.
Being a tourist, he wasn't 100% sure if he was allowed to park there, so he got out of the car to see if he could spot any no-parking signs.
As he got out, a local man was walking by, so the American tourist caught his attention and asked "Hey man, I'm just wondering, if I park my car here for the day, will it still be here when I get back?"
To which the local man chuckled and responded, "listen bud, if you park your car anywhere in the city it will be here when you get back".
I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are!
A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. It'll simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,' he says. 'You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you?'
The lawyer looks down in horror.
'FUCKING h**...!' he screams........'My Rolex!!!'
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