The Best 8 Kenyans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kenyans jokes. There are some kenyans royalty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kenyans marathon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kenyans Jokes and Puns

What is your least favourite race?

Mine is the marathon... too many Kenyans

I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach...

You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk.
[source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]

On my recent trip to Kenya, I booked a hotel within walking distance of the beach.

You can't imagine how far the Kenyans would walk.

Which race do you hate the most?

I hate marathons................too many Kenyans.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end


How can you tell the black British Olympic long distance runner from the Kenyans?

The British one is Mo' Farah.

What is Riparian Land?

Kenyans showing off their English prowess and knowledge of Queen's English

Why do Kenyans wear shoes?

To protect the ground from the pounding.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kenyans cheaply jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kenyans kenyan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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