Kenya Jokes

Funniest Kenya Short Jokes

Short kenya jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kenya humour may include short north jokes also.

1. my wife left me because i'm obssesed with africa kenya believe it?
   and we have two kids together, this divorce is ghana be so hard on them
2. I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk.
   [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]
3. Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins.
4. On my recent trip to Kenya, I booked a hotel within walking distance of the beach. You can't imagine how far the Kenyans would walk.
5. It's so sad how many people poach elephants in Kenya They taste so much better hard boiled
6. I went to on vacation to Africa to get some local music and almonds. My friend asked me "what country did you go to and what did you get?"
   He got upset, when I answered
   "Kenya, CD's, nuts"
7. I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.
8. One of my empoloyee's asked if he could go on holiday to Kenya with pay! Uganda be kidding me!
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10. Why do the birthers...? Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)?
    Because Barack Obama is black.

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Kenya One Liners

Which kenya one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kenya? I can suggest the ones about eastern and swimmer.

1. Can you name even one East African country? Well, Kenya?
2. You think you can donate to an African country? Well... Kenya?
3. I just won a free ticket to go on an African safari! Kenya believe it?
4. What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West
5. How dads of kenya motivates their kids? by saying: 'kenya do this?'
6. "Can you tell me the name of an African country ?" "- I don't know... Kenya ?"
7. Can You Name A Country? Kenya?
8. What kind of exercises are all the rage in Kenya? Anairobics.
9. Did you know Obama was from Hawaii Kenya believe it?
10. "Hey Mom, can I move to Africa?" "I don't know, Kenya?"
11. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Kenya.
    Kenya who?
    Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
12. Kanye West... Is an anagram of Kenya Stew.
13. Barbie has a black boyfriend... His name is Kenya.
14. What does the 'F' in "Kenya" stand for? Food

Hilarious Fun Kenya Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about kenya you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pacific jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kenya pranks.