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h**... Birth

Deep in the back woods of Eastern Kentucky, a h**...'s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.'
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.
The r**... scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'

Fishing on the Ohio river

There was an old h**... on the Kentucky side and a r**... on the Ohio side. The h**... wasn't catching anything while the r**... was. So the h**... yelled across the river and asked how the r**... was catching all those fish. The r**... yelled back and said that he needed to be on this side of the river. The h**... was upset and yelled back that there was no bridge. The r**... told him he would turn on his flashlight and the h**... could walk across the light beam. The h**... thought about it for a minute and said "nah, I'll get half way across and you'll turn off the light"


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