Kentucky Girl Jokes
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what do you call a Kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad?
A v**...
What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A full set of teeth.
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky that can run faster than all 6 of her brothers?
A v**....
What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having s**...?
Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!
How can you tell which Kentucky girls are virgins?
They are the ones that can outrun their brothers and father.
Curious convoluted case of Covid computation
A girl from Kentucky is found Covid 19 +ve. So the family of the girl and her boyfriend are now quarantined. Later it was found that the girl has 3 boyfriends. So 37 members of those 5 families are put into quarantine !! But now we come to know that 2 of her boyfriends have 2 more girlfriends !! Among those girlfriends, one has 2 more boyfriends !! Among them, one is married !!
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What does a girl from Kentucky say after s**...?
Git off me Pa. You crushin ma Copenhagen
The Lantern
Deep in the back woods of Letcher County, Kentucky a h**...'s wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
As there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here..You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa, there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern
down - I think there's another one coming!" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Keep holding that lantern up - don't set it down! There's another one!!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor. The h**... scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You
reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
Mixed Signals
Ben is sitting at home reading a magazine or something, I dunno, and his phone rings. He answers, "Hey, who's this?"
"Sup, Ben. It's Frank," is the reply.
B: "Hey, what's up, man?"
F: "Listen, I need some relationship advice. Can you help me?"
B: "Sure."
F: "Cool, thanks. Anyway, I've been seeing this girl lately. I'm really starting to like her, but I don't know what she's thinking. She's giving me mixed signals."
B: "How so?"
F: "Well, she said that she 'loved me like a brother.'"
B: "That seems pretty clear to me. She obviously just doesn't have a romantic attraction to you."
F: "Yeah, well that's the thing: she's from Kentucky."
h**... Birth
Deep in the back woods of Eastern Kentucky, a h**...'s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.'
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.
The r**... scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'
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