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Funniest Kentucky Fried Short Jokes

Short kentucky fried jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kentucky fried humour may include short chicken fried jokes also.

  1. What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
  2. Whats long, black and hard to cut into? The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes
    Edit Thanks /u/SatanicOnion
  3. I fed my chickens a chicken wing... I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
  4. Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
  5. Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.
  6. The sign in the bathroom at Kentucky Fried Chicken said... ..."Employees must lick fingers before returning to work."
  7. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
    But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
  8. A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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Kentucky Fried One Liners

Which kentucky fried one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kentucky fried? I can suggest the ones about deep fried and eating kfc.

  1. Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because it comes with a bucket.
  2. Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger l**... good.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about kentucky fried can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of kentucky fried puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical & Quirky Kentucky Fried Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about kentucky fried you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean burger fries jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make kentucky fried prank.

A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.

He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken
The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.
100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.
Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.
One billion dollars. This is our final offer.
After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.
I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
A: by the time your finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.

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