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A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.
He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken
The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.
100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.
Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.
One billion dollars. This is our final offer.
After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.
I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
I fed my chickens a chicken wing...
I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
Why did the chicken cross the state line?
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
The sign in the bathroom at Kentucky Fried Chicken said...
..."Employees must lick fingers before returning to work."
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.
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