The Best 15 Kentucky Derby Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Kentucky Derby Jokes and Puns

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Watching the Kentucky Derby for the first time, I was surprised it was only a single race rather than a full event, but then again, they only want one race in Kentucky.

My wife and I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life's savings on this one Filly.


I also considered putting money on the derby.

What do the Kentucky Derby and a wedding have in common?

They both have months of build up for 2 minutes of action.

So I saw Amy Schumer perform live...

The Kentucky Derby really is magical!

Tickets to the Kentucky derby are 1100$

If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute.

Are you guys watching the Kentucky Derby?

Yay or neigh?

They call the Kentucky Derby the fastest two minutes in sports...

But they clearly haven't seen me start, then quit, a 5K.

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I hate to beat a dead horse, but

If I've got enough money in the Kentucky Derby, you better believe I'll do what's necessary

In honor of the Kentucky Derby:

Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.

My sex life (Dirty)

My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action

How do you know a blind man that goes to the Kentucky derby isn't racist?

He doesn't see race

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You know what the difference is between the NBA playoffs and Kentucky Derby? Giggity.....two extra legs.

"Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"

"Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."

Q: What do you call it when an honest politician rides a unicorn to victory in the Kentucky Derby? A: A Fairy Tale, there is no such thing as an honest politician

Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.

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