Kentucky Derby Jokes

Following is our collection of tundra humor and sherriff one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Kentucky Derby puns for adults, dirty mississippi jokes or clean hov gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Kentucky Derby

Kentucky Derby

Watching the Kentucky Derby for the first time, I was surprised it was only a single race rather than a full event, but then again, they only want one race in Kentucky.

So I saw Amy Schumer perform live...

The Kentucky Derby really is magical!

Tickets to the Kentucky derby are 1100$

If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute.

Are you guys watching the Kentucky Derby?

Yay or neigh?

I hate to beat a dead horse, but

If I've got enough money in the Kentucky Derby, you better believe I'll do what's necessary


They call the Kentucky Derby the fastest two minutes in sports...

But they clearly haven't seen me start, then quit, a 5K.

My sex life (Dirty)

My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action

How do you know a blind man that goes to the Kentucky derby isn't racist?

He doesn't see race

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You know what the difference is between the NBA playoffs and Kentucky Derby? Giggity.....two extra legs.

Q: What do you call it when an honest politician rides a unicorn to victory in the Kentucky Derby? A: A Fairy Tale, there is no such thing as an honest politician

Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.


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