Kent Jokes
34 kent jokes and hilarious kent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is about the funniest Kent jokes from Clark Kent and Roy Kent to Kent State and Kent Earthquake. From the places of Sussex to Superman and his trouble in Smallville, get ready for some rib-tickling Kent jokes that will have you in splits!
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Funniest Kent Short Jokes
Short kent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kent humour may include short superman jokes also.
- I hear Clark Kent is quite the overprotective father. His children are under constant supervision.
- Clark Kent looked ill when I invited him to our Bitcoin trading party after work. I wonder if he has an aversion to crypto Night.
- Super table Clark Kent: *puts glasses on table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it. - What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
- A man from East Kent There once was a man from East Kent,
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save her some trouble,
he folded it double.
And instead of coming, he went. - What is Superchicken's secret identity? Cluck Kent
^(My eight year old told me he made that up.) - How does Clark Kent's mom stop him from fighting crime all night? She makes him sleep in his crib-tonight.
- chris Eubank Sr has written a book about ethics. If it's a success, his next one will be about Kent.
- Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too.
- Superman graffitis a wall: "Batman is a m**..." Batman writes under that, "Superman is Clark Kent".
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Kent One Liners
Which kent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kent? I can suggest the ones about trouble and files.
- New glasses "New glasses? They look super, man!"
Clark Kent begins to sweat. - Superman can fly. But Clark Kent
- Why did Clark Kent never have a babysitter? Because he had super vision.
- How do you reveal Supermans identity? You Kent
- Do you know what the African Superman is called? *"tongue click"* Kent
- What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?.. Quark Kent.
- People seem to think I come from Kent. I hear them mutter the word as I walk past.
- Why do anti-war protestors march in odd groups? Because they Kent even.
- Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
- What do you call Black Superman? Kunta Kent
- What stands between Klark Kent and success ? His glasses
Witty Kent Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about kent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clark kent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kent pranks.
Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.
After some time, Lois said Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I've regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.
You don't need to worry about that because, Clark said as he took off his glasses, I am Superman! Even if you didn't know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.
Oh thank God! said Lois. I can't tell you what a weight that is off my chest.
Glad we cleared that up, said Clark.
So I guess this means you were Batman too.
62% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital "Loo-uh-vul", while 38% say "Loo-ee-ville".
Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.
A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.
He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken
The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.
100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.
Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.
One billion dollars. This is our final offer.
After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.
I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.
My wife and I stopped by the optician's to pick up my new glasses.
Once the optician finished he minor adjustments, my wife looked up at me and said, "Wow, you look amazing! Like Clark Kent!" It made me smile...
We had other errands to run, and the compliments just kept coming; "You look like a movie star! So s**...!" Man, I felt great. In fact this kept up for the rest of the day. I was on cloud nine!
That evening, as we were getting into bed, I took off my new glasses and set them on my nightstand. My wife glanced over at me and said, "Oh. It's you."
Kentucky Derby
Watching the kentucky derby for the first time, I was surprised it was only a single race rather than a full event, but then again, they only want one race in Kentucky.
If you see a Kentucky man driving down the road...
How can you tell if he's married? If he's married there'll be tobacco juice down both sides of the car.
In Kent a business man was con
In Kent a business man was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Essex and I need some help. If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings!"
Kentucky Freud Chicken...
It's m**...' good!
The last time I went through a TSA checkpoint at an airport I was wearing my contact lenses.
The TSA guy looked at my driver's license, looked at me, and looked at his my driver's license again. He started to turn to get his supervisor. I said "if you want, I'll put my glasses on, I have them with me." He looked bewildered, but he cleared me through all by himself.
Now I understand the whole Superman / Clark Kent thing.
Three vampires enter a dim bar in Kent.
The barmaid asks "What'll you have gentlemen?"
Flashing his best spooky grin, the first vampire says "I'll have a glass of blood" When she asks second vampire, he says,"Glass of blood please" She looks at the third vampire and he smirks and says, "I'll take a glass of plasma"
She shrugs and yells down the bar "Two bloods and a blood lite".
A Book Series Never Written…
The Assignment Chronicles
* Book 1 written by Ken U. Duitt
* Book 2 written by Noah Kent
* Book 3 written by Nora Cannai
* Book 4 written by May Neether
* Book 5 written by Al Trayet
* Book 6 written by Cole Laktiv-Raleif
What do the Kentucky Derby and a wedding have in common?
They both have months of build up for 2 minutes of action.
I fed my chickens a chicken wing...
I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having s**...?
Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!
