Kenobi Jokes

60 kenobi jokes and hilarious kenobi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kenobi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This heartwarming article contains a collection of the best Kenobi jokes. Find out what Obi Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Han Solo were laughing about. Enjoy these lighthearted jokes full of inside references to the Star Wars universe.

Funniest Kenobi Short Jokes

Short kenobi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kenobi humour may include short obi wan kenobi jokes also.

  1. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  2. Why was Obi Wan Kenobi fired from his job as a marriage guidance counsellor? He kept telling people to "use divorce"
  3. Joke For Darth What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
    Obi-wan then Obi lost.
  4. Disney reveals that the upcoming "Kenobi" series will be streamed exclusively in Flash player It will be titled Adobe Wan Kenobi
  5. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor? The only advice he gives is Use di-
  6. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side? (shrugs)
    "Well, Sith happens"
  7. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy? These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
  8. Kenobi was wondering if he should become a Jedi So Qui-Gon gave him this advice:
    "Oh, be one."
  9. Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery I'll take 2 of these he says.
    The baker replies, There's only one cannoli.
  10. I hear the new Star was movie will include a Hispanic Jedi Knight. I can't wait to see Obi Juan Kenobi make his first on-screen appearance.

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Kenobi One Liners

Which kenobi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kenobi? I can suggest the ones about obi and absolute.

  1. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
  2. What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi
  3. "Update the force, Luke" Adobe Wan Kenobi
  4. Can Obi-Wan obi? Yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
  5. How many obi's does it take to kenobi? Only wan.
  6. What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
  7. Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
  8. Who was Princess Leia's gynecologist? OB-Wan Kenobi
  9. What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite place to hang out? The Maul.
  10. Disney isn't making a second season of Obi-Wan Kenobi Because there Kenobi-Wan.
  11. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke
  12. why is it general kenobi and not specific kenobi ? only a sith deals in absolutes
  13. What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi
  14. What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi
  15. What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's favourite type of BBQ sauce? A bold one.

Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

Here is a list of funny obi wan kenobi jokes and even better obi wan kenobi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi? Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
    Please don't kill me.
  • What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he saw him trying to eat steal with a spoon? Use the Fork Luke. The Fork
  • How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat? Only one cannoli
  • What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he purchased his first Spanish-made garden ornament? That's gnome un.
  • Yo mama so fat Obi Wan Kenobi looks at her and proclaims "that's no moon, it's a space station"
  • Obi-Wan had a son named Ken Ken Obi-wan Kenobi
  • Obi Wan Kenobi was named after his gynocologist uncle Obi GYN
  • Did you hear about Obi-Wan Kenobi's gay Jedi friend? Obi-have!
  • What do Catholic Star Wars fans say? In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Who's worse than Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-TOO Kenobi!!
Kenobi joke, Who's worse than Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Uproarious Kenobi Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about kenobi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kenobi pranks.

Why did Obi Wan Kenobi fertilize his lawn with m**...?

He wanted the high ground.

This is for any Starwars fans

Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?
Dad: Because, your mother always thought the world needed hope
Son: Ok, thanks dad
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Why does Obi Wan Kenobi smoke w**...?

Cause he is on the high ground

Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night

He's being charged with Grievous b**... Harm

What does Obi-Wan Kenobi call he's w**... farm?

The high ground

Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby?

OB-Gyn Kenobi

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

How many Jedi walked away from the lightsaber duel in the Mustafar system?

Only one: Kenobi.

How does Kenobi break up with his girlfriend

He just goes to the high ground, that way the girl knows it's over

Stars Wars is not aging well. After 40 years, Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot be more wrong.

Obi-Wan: "You will **never** find a more wretched hive of s**... and villainy"
2017: "Hold my beer"

Kenobi joke, Stars Wars is not aging well. After 40 years, Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot be more wrong.

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