The Best 40 Kenobi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kenobi jokes. There are some kenobi absolutes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kenobi palpatine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kenobi Jokes and Puns

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents…

"Update the force, Luke"

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Kenobi joke, "Update the force, Luke"

"Update the Force, young Skywalker"

Said Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby?

OB-Gyn Kenobi

Kenobi joke, Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby?

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What do you call a fat mexican jedi?

Obese Juan Kenobi

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Yo mama so fat

Obi Wan Kenobi looks at her and proclaims "that's no moon, it's a space station"

Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery

I'll take 2 of these he says.
The baker replies, There's only one cannoli.

If *The Godfather* was set in space...

*Leave the 'saber, take the Kenobi*

Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?

Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.

Please don't kill me.

Kenobi joke, Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?

Joke For Darth

What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?

Obi-wan then Obi lost.

How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?

Only one cannoli

Why does Obi Wan Kenobi smoke weed?

Cause he is on the high ground

Why did Obi Wan Kenobi fertilize his lawn with marijuana?

He wanted the high ground.

Why was Obi Wan Kenobi fired from his job as a marriage guidance counsellor?

He kept telling people to "use divorce"

Stars Wars is not aging well. After 40 years, Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot be more wrong.

Obi-Wan: "You will **never** find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

2017: "Hold my beer"

How many Jedi walked away from the lightsaber duel in the Mustafar system?

Only one: Kenobi.

What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he saw him trying to eat steal with a spoon?

Use the Fork Luke. The Fork

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?


"Well, Sith happens"

How many obi's does it take to kenobi?

Only wan.

Can Obi-Wan obi?

Yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?

The only advice he gives is Use di-

What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he purchased his first Spanish-made garden ornament?

That's gnome un.

What program do Jedi use for viewing files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi...

What do you call a fat jedi?

Obese wan Kenobi

why is it general kenobi and not specific kenobi ?

only a sith deals in absolutes

I hear the new Star was movie will include a Hispanic Jedi Knight.

I can't wait to see Obi Juan Kenobi make his first on-screen appearance.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke

This is for any Starwars fans

Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?

Dad: Because, your mother always thought the world needed hope

Son: Ok, thanks dad

Dad: Your welcome Starwars Standalone Kenobi Series

How does Kenobi break up with his girlfriend

He just goes to the high ground, that way the girl knows it's over

Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night

He's being charged with Grievous Bodily Harm

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy?

These are not the 'roids you are looking for.

Kenobi was wondering if he should become a Jedi

So Qui-Gon gave him this advice:

"Oh, be one."

What does Obi-Wan Kenobi call he's weed farm?

The high ground

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