The Best 27 Kenny Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Kenny jokes. There are some kenny fuckline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kenny kenny g puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Kenny Jokes and Puns
There once was a farmer with three daughters.
They were all going on their first date at the same time. The farmer, being protective of his daughters, grabbed a shotgun and stood by the door. The first guy came to the door and said
"Hi, my names Joe, I'm here for Flo, we are going to the show, is she ready too go?"
The farmer thought he was ok, so they went out.
The next boy came and said
"Hi, my names Kenny, I'm here for Benny, we are going to Denny's, is she ready?
The farmer thought he was ok too, so they went off. The last boy came and said
"Hi, my names Chuck-"
The farmer shot him in the chest.
"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.
"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."
If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password...
Ken he log in?
Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do?
You shoot Kenny G. Twice.
What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel?
Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny.
Did you hear that the guy that wrote Danger Zone had his identity stolen online?
They got all his Kenny logins
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.
Hey Kenny, Do you like the Chronicles of Narnia?
You go so far in the closet you ain't ever coming out.
What does Kenny G fantasize about every night?
Saxual intercourse.
One thing we can say about Kenny Rogers.
He certainly knew when to fold ‘em.
Kenny G walks into an elevator and says
Man, this place is HAPPENING!
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Alpha Kenny Wun
Write that "name" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class.
Kenny Rogers was a video game purist who insisted on teaching his kids the correct way to play.
He said, "if you're gonna play the Gameboy, you gotta learn to play it right."
What part of Ireland is Kenny McCormick from?
Kilkenny.
Kenny Rodgers didn't die
He just knew when to walk away
Who's the best person to call when you can't remember your password?
Kenny Loggins
Who invented the password?
Kenny Loggins
I know Kenny Loggins...
But sadly I don't have his password.
What does the singer of Danger Zone and other hits call his usernames and passwords?
Kenny Log-ins.
Did you know that Kenny G has a cousin who works in the video game industry?
Luigi.
Have you heard Kenny G play the clarinet?
It's better than sax!
A Bel Air estate once owned by country singer Kenny Rogers lists for $65 million.
$15 million of that is for beard hair removal.
Kenny Rogers, Styx and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar.
they sit down at a table and no one waits on them for several minutes. They all notice a waitress at the same time and try calling to her.
Styx: layyyyyyydy,
Kenny Rogers: Laydddy
Jerry Lewis: Laaaaaaaaaaaaady,
You didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
It was Kenny Rogers. She banged him backstage after an encore of The Gambler. He's your real dad.
Anyone remember the episode kenny died in south park?
It was pretty sad tbh I wont ever forget it
How does Kenny access his online banking...
Kenny Loggins.
- What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?
- What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?
- "Man, this place ROCKS!"
(from Stephen King - The Cell)
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